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Hilarious Tweets By Nigerians On Dangote Joining Tweeter by Dannyvoltron(m): 1:51am On Jan 01, 2014
Africa's richest man Aliko Dangote just signed on to tweeter and trust Nigerians to always be funny. Some of these tweets cracked me up. A good way to start the New year. Check them out:

@ bashiryusuf 2h
We're in an unfair world. One man, @AlikoDangote, has 13.2K twitter followers in 1 day, without even a tweet! pic.twitter.com/DXqvAPPucz
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@ itz_whaley 7h
Lmaoo " @Punthief: @AlikoDangoteSir I eat your cement and your noodles is strong for building house. You are just wonderful sir.
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The moment Aliko DangoteStarts Sharing money online some of us will never go offline again
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@ ikhide 8h
I tweet 29,000 TIMES, dem no verify me! Oga @AlikoDangoteneva say kpem, verified! See life? *chews Dangote Indomie* pic.twitter.com/Xl6u5Em3eb
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@ OvieO 8h
Now following @AlikoDangote. This way, money shall follow me back in 2014 in Jesus Name!
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@ gboukzi 9h
. @AlikoDangoteYou're welcome sir. I am a huge fan. I have been since Twitter opened. I have all Dangote group products in my house...
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@ ikhide 9h
If my father, Papa @AlikoDangotedoes not #ffme on Twitter today, I will jump into a river of cement. *takes off clothes* *bye-bye world*
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@ ikhide 9h
Sir @AlikoDangote, how are you sir? I love you so much! I've been following you on Twitter since 1974! Papa of modern Nigeria, #ffback sir!
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@ JamesNdu 9h
Hello Sir @AlikoDangote, remember me? The chubby guy that came 150 times with power point proposals... Kindly follow back. Thanks
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The handle by the way is @alikodangote

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Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerians On Dangote Joining Tweeter by saemmanuel(m): 3:09am On Jan 01, 2014
owo lo n soro

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Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerians On Dangote Joining Tweeter by Dannyvoltron(m): 8:04am On Jan 01, 2014
saemmanuel: owo lo n soro
Ogbeni me no d hear language o... But as d first person wey comment on my first topic ever on nairaland i say thank you for ur time
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerians On Dangote Joining Tweeter by Yetundechef: 10:03am On Jan 01, 2014
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerians On Dangote Joining Tweeter by Nobody: 10:56am On Jan 01, 2014
Dannyvoltron:
Ogbeni me no d hear language o... But as d first person wey comment on my first topic ever on nairaland i say thank you for ur time
literally (and i ges figuratively too), he meant 'money talks'

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Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerians On Dangote Joining Tweeter by Dannyvoltron(m): 12:12pm On Jan 01, 2014
annoymous:
literally (and i ges figuratively too), he meant 'money talks'
Alright anonymous. Thanks much
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerians On Dangote Joining Tweeter by nnadychuks(m): 12:18pm On Jan 01, 2014
What is my business if he does not sell ijebu garri? undecided undecided
Re: Hilarious Tweets By Nigerians On Dangote Joining Tweeter by Nmeri17: 6:37pm On Sep 21, 2014
grin grin grin

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