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Nigerians On Heaven And Hell by chunny01(m): 3:19pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
Angels: Almighty Father, we are tired of these Nigeria ... in heaven o GOD: What have they done this time? Angels: Everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules, they don’t wait for their turn in anything! They are reckless!(exasperated). In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them. GOD: Pls, bear with them. They are very special to me...ehm let me call Satan in hell to see how he's doing.... (phone rings) hell-o Lucifer, how are things over there…? Satan: Baba God, pls call me later. There's an issue I'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later) GOD: hell-o Lucifer Satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis. (one hour later) Satan; Sorry Baba GOD. GOD: Lucifer are you having problems over there? Satan: It is these Nigerians I have with me in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell and installed air conditioners" 1 Like |
Re: Nigerians On Heaven And Hell by dejt4u(m): 3:25pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
U try |
Re: Nigerians On Heaven And Hell by NIGHTFOX: 3:26pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
LG air conditioner..... Built 4 africa. |
Re: Nigerians On Heaven And Hell by chunny01(m): 5:05pm On Jan 08, 2014 |
NIGHTFOX: LG air conditioner..... Built 4 africa.Wetin make u think say na LG, what of if na Thermal cool |
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