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| Pulled Over by Ebonyj(f): 2:56pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
T.D. Jakes (a well-known American preacher) was returning to Texas after a speaking engagement. When his plane arrived, there was a limousine there to transport him to his home in Dallas As he prepared to get into the limo, he stopped and spoke to the driver. 'You know' he said, 'I am almost 50 years old and I have never driven a limousine. Would you mind if I drove it for a while?' The driver said, 'No problem. Have at it.' T.D. Jakes gets into the driver's seat and they head off down the highway. A short distance away sat a rookie State Police Trooper operating his first speed trap The long black limo went by him doing 70 in a 55 mph zone. The trooper pulled out and easily caught the limo and got out of his patrol car to begin the procedure. The young trooper walked up to the driver's door and when the glass was rolled down he was surprised to see who was driving. He immediately excused himself and went back to his car and called his supervisor. He told the supervisor, 'I know we are supposed to enforce the law but I also know that important people are sometimes given certain courtesies. I need to know what I should do because I have stopped a very important person.' 'The supervisor asked, 'Is it the governor?' The young trooper said, 'No, he's more important than that.' The supervisor said, 'Oh, so it's the president.' The young trooper said, 'No, he's even more important than that.' The supervisor finally asked, 'Well then, who is it?' The young trooper said, I think it's Jesus because he's got T. D. Jakes for a chauffeur!!!!! |
| Re: Pulled Over by folly69(m): 3:36pm On Aug 14, 2008 |
lol  nice one |
| Re: Pulled Over by tufe(m): 12:21am On Aug 15, 2008 |
nice\ hey ebony, where u been @? its been a while. abi ur husband dey lock u becoz him no want make any other man look u, na wa oh  nice joke sha  |
| Re: Pulled Over by sammy6(m): 8:10am On Aug 15, 2008 |
Nicce joke,very cool |
| Re: Pulled Over by tufe(m): 10:52am On Aug 15, 2008 |
ebony u don run again |
| Re: Pulled Over by Ebonyj(f): 12:09pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
tufe: Tufe Paddy mi, I no run , sorry just been a bit busy how are you? The hubby no lock me up o, just busy with other stuffs , how your end? |
| Re: Pulled Over by Nobody: 12:12pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
not this thread again!!!  |
| Re: Pulled Over by Nautillus(m): 12:31pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
Cool, i liked it Oyaletor: Really, has it been told here before ? ? ? |
| Re: Pulled Over by Nobody: 12:36pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
its as old as NLD |
| Re: Pulled Over by lexicon(m): 12:54pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
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| Re: Pulled Over by tufe(m): 5:52pm On Aug 19, 2008 |
@ebony\ my end bam oh. we thank God. thanx for asking. take it easy with work sha @oya well i havent seen it, and its funny |
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