Fellow Nigerians, it has come to our notice from a reputable source that our ex-presidentn Obj, has been kidnapped by some un-named group of people across d niger delta porpularly known as militants and are requesting a ransom of£25 bollion(25 billion pounds) or else, he will be burnt alive with 10000 barrels of refined petrol.Therefore,we as concerned citizens are pleasind dat u donate at least a a litre to help in d burning.
Yours Sincerely
Gentle Fuckan frm Da NairaLanderz, who has already donated 10 litres.

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