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| Nearly Murdered In Church! by Caliente(m): 11:57am On Aug 18, 2008 |
[size=13pt]Folks I gotta do thanksgiving next sunday cuz I nearly died in church last sunday. Somebody or something was just polluting the air around me, especially when you try to focus like worship, praise or pray. It was one helluva lethal farting. I endured the long suffering and just couldn't wait for the service to be over. I was wondering if it was only experienced the thing then I notice one dude stylishly caressing his nose. I won't be surprised if that smell was radioactive. But why would somebody or something do that in the church?[/size] |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by ssRhino: 1:00pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
It is not everyone that knows the right thing to do and how do u know it wasnt a kid? Also, some people are just too shy to get up and walk out of the church to go and fart, but thank God u survived it. |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by KunleOshob(m): 1:08pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
Another example of a very meaningless thread  |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by Caliente(m): 1:37pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
KunleOshob: [size=13pt]Leaving a most meaningless reply in it's wake.[/size] |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by madamkoko: 4:13pm On Aug 18, 2008 |
Why didn't you move from your seat or were you tied to the chair? |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by Nobody: 1:07am On Aug 19, 2008 |
@topic Oh Gawd  |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by Caliente(m): 9:23am On Sep 03, 2008 |
madamkoko: [size=13pt]The same reason why Jesus didn't move down from the cross[/size] |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by naomijt(f): 11:45am On Sep 03, 2008 |
ROFLMHO. Please, i think someone needs to move this thread to the jokes section. This is funny. Can't stop laughing. Good one caliente |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by madamkoko: 3:28pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
Caliente: and what reason is that ? you willingly wanted to die from the smell. |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by MrCrackles(m): 3:30pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
i think farting in the house of Jesus is a sin!!! |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by SeanT21(f): 5:22pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
Caliente: Maybe You were smelling yourself. |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by DeepZone: 11:42pm On Sep 03, 2008 |
Why didn't you move from your seat or were you tied to the chair? The same reason why Jesus didn't move down from the cross
Roflmao,Lol, these two people are serious cases . I guess it must be a Naija church where you can perceive sweat stench oozing from every corner. They really need to install odor expellers in their churches. Some people out there just smell like a British man's dentition. |
| Re: Nearly Murdered In Church! by Udyro(f): 11:36am On Sep 04, 2008 |
i dont think farting in the church is a sin, rather it is a free 'incense' in circulation to membrs around where it is burnt. moreover, the one farting, if tries to go out and explode it outside, may end up doing so in immediately he/she stands up. besides, fart dont kill, it only stint no offence meant o |
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