My Aunt passed away this past January. Her bank billed her for February and March for their monthly service charge on her credit card, and then added late fees and interest on the monthly charge. The balance had been $0.00, but had now grown to somewhere around $60.00.

I placed the following phone call to the bank:

Me: "I am calling to tell you that she died in January."

Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Me: "Maybe, you should turn it over to collections, "

Bank: "Since it is 2 months past due, it already has been."

Me: "So, what will they do when they find out she is dead?"

Bank: "Either report her account to the frauds division, or report her to the credit bureau, maybe both!"

Me: "Do you think God will be mad at her?"

Bank:"Do I think God, excuse me, what did you say?"

Me: "Do you understand what I was telling you, specifically the part about her being, dead?"

Bank: "Sir, you'll have to speak to my supervisor!"

(Supervisor gets on the phone)

Me: "I'm calling to tell you, she died in January."

Bank: "The account was never closed and the late fees and charges still apply."

Me: "You mean you want to collect from her estate?"

Bank: ", (stammer)" , "Are you her lawyer?"

Me: "No, I'm her great nephew, but feel free to contact her lawyer at: Bleep"

Bank: "Could you fax us a certificate of death?"

Me: "Sure."

( Later, After they have gotten the fax. )

Bank: "Our system just isn't set up to handle this, "

Me: "Oh, "

Bank: "I don't know what more I can do to help, "

Me: "Well, if you figure it out, great! If not, you could just keep billing her, I suppose, don't really think she will care, "

Bank: "Well, the late fees and charges do still apply."

Me: "Would you like her new billing address?"

Bank: "That might help."

Me: "Fredrickson Memorial Cemetery, Hwy 19 and plot number 233."

Bank: "Sir, that's a cemetery!"

Me: "Yes sir, that's what we do with our departed loved ones."

Hurts All Over

A young woman went to her doctor complaining of pain. "You have to help me, I hurt all over," said the woman.

"What do you mean, all over?" asked the doctor, "be a little more specific."

The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, "Ow, that hurts." Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, "Ouch! That hurts, too." Then she touched her right earlobe, "Ow, even THAT hurts", she cried.

The doctor checked her thoughtfully for a moment and told her his diagnosis, "You have a broken finger."

come again

to where

Attorney's Heart

A man has a heart attack and is brought to the hospital ER. The doctor tells him that he will not live unless he has a heart transplant right away. Another doctor runs into the room and says, "You're in luck, two hearts just became available, so you will get to choose which one you want. One belongs to an attorney and the other to a social worker".

The man quickly responds, "The attorney's".

The doctor says, "Wait! Don't you want to know a little about them before you make your decision?"

The man says, "I already know enough. We all know that social workers are bleeding hearts and the attorney's probably never used his. So I'll take the attorney's!"

chioya:

come again

tytylayor:

to where

On her FACE

Go tyty go! tytyt go!

zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

. . . . .to where mi yummie

to our room na

To where

Which Room

My Room!!!

Kokolets!!!

Rite now

who dey tlk?

leave am jare make him dey yarn non sense for there

now sweetie pie, off to the room we go

tytylayor:

who dey tlk?

Dr Who

here we goooooooooooo

zooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom

Zooooommm striaght into my Roooomm

u dey kraze ni. which room. guy make u start to dey mind ur comment towards my tyty. i no go take am lightly AT ALL.

Down boy! down boy!

Here go cacth the fishbone , u's just a toothless greyhound

Run along then boy!!!

so na tyty now tufe? so lola chapter don close? ahhhh poor lola

nightie lola chapter never close, ever since its been tyty and lolabbey, she's just on vacation wit d kids

thank you for answering her. come here my yummie

**draws tyty into a warm embrace and gives her a breath taking kiss**

nightie, got ur answer now.

@sincity

thats what ur pop told ur mom the night u were conceived right? no wonder u act like a dog