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The Super Eagles New Bonus by SamMilla1(m): 9:46pm On Aug 19, 2008
The Super Eagles got together, and decided on a match bonus of $50,000 per player.
They then sent their captain Kanu Nwankwo to Abuja (the capital of Nigeria) in order to present these demands before the NFA (National Football Association) chairman.

Upon hearing what Kanu had to say,
a big smile appeared on Alhaji Sani Lulu's face as he replied:
"yes! but you guys must adhere to my terms and conditions."

Kanu replied: ", tell me what they are and we shall consider."

Lulu then said: "we shall pay you an additional appearance fee of $500 per minute for every player;
if you lose your matches like you are doing now,
you get an extra $5000 for your efforts;
plus an all expenses paid trip to South Africa 2010 for all you families and friends!"

Kanu: "Wow! you must be kidding!!"

Lulu: "Yes, but you started it."
Re: The Super Eagles New Bonus by folahann(m): 9:48pm On Aug 19, 2008
This is original Sam Milla grin grin grin grin
Re: The Super Eagles New Bonus by abasifo(m): 9:56pm On Aug 19, 2008
grin cheesy shocked
Re: The Super Eagles New Bonus by Jeovy(m): 11:51pm On Aug 19, 2008
who is fooling who grin
Re: The Super Eagles New Bonus by Gabry(f): 5:31am On Aug 20, 2008
Why like that ohhhh. . .
Re: The Super Eagles New Bonus by GODLET(m): 12:24pm On Aug 20, 2008
hello yah we depend on ALMIGTH GOD FOR THIS FRIDAY GOD AM A NIGERIA AND I KNEW THAT OUR GOD WILL HELP US THANKS

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