According to Peter Popoff's "sales pitch" oh sorry "prayer line", using miracle manna (a square piece of biscuit baked in 200 yr old oven) can cure diseases, bring financial "breakthrough", deliver, get you a good job . . .

and guess what? ITS ALL FREE!

May the Lord deliver His true sheep from the grasp of wolves and hirelings. Business men ooops sorry pastors like these are the reason we have many sceptics in the world today.

My only problem is simple - why do we have more black folks in the churches of these crooks . . . ooops again men of Gawd? Are black people these stupid?

You gotta be kidding me . . . just as i was about turning off the TBN channel, another salesman . . . oh no pastor came on to hawk his own miracle blessed oil . . . one drop shall wipe all your troubles away - so says "Pastor Travis 'Action' Jackson. I hear that is also free!

Which one shld i order first? I think i'll just get the "miracle blessed oil", i've run out of cooking vegetable oil so i think that one comes in more handy. I'll get "order" the "miracle manna" when i feel like eating free biscuit. Just call the toll free number . . . i hear it is also free! Those silly fools attending their merchant stalls . . . haba sorry churches must be paying (sorry giving) through their noses to subsidise all these "free" stuff.

Glory be to the Gawd of Mammon!

Travis "action" Jackson - the face of a scam artist.

Call now for your free cooking oil - 1-800-352-3407.

The Lord is speaking to you now and you must obey Him in your giving. The Lord has already shown me that the Devil will try to discourage you from giving and obeying the Holy Spirit, but I have prayed for you, so don't let the Devil win, OBEY GOD and give Him your best today.

Pastor Jackson, I want the Anointed Blessed Oil to work for me. Just as Jesus was obedient to God and He sacrificed His life and died for my sins. Today I am being obedient to God by giving my best sacrificial offering of:

___$1,000 ___$500 ___$200 ___$100 ___$50 ___$20 ___$Other

(Pastor Travis 'Action' Jackson, letter from his ministry 2004)

Ah, i knew that oil wasnt free afterall . . . how better to hoodwink the stupid to part with their money than to scare them with threats of God's vengeance and the devil's antics.

Its time to expose the charlatans.

u never see anything yet.
buy one, get two free
people are suffering my friend, and
they need solution to their problems, any solution.
that's how desperate we are

The last days, does that ring a bell?

Oh no! I thot i had seen it all, here comes another bible-carrying liar and follower of filthy lucre.

Don Stewart is here with his own "free" green prayer handkerchief. 1-800-961-4322 . . . keep that number in case you need a new wash cloth.

Interesting Read

Peter Popoff Exposed

This is actually quite scary!!

There is no where in the bible that states that tithes and offerings ought to be monetary donations.


@ davidylan : Many Nigerian pastors use the same strategies.

@David

this isn't actually the worst I've heard. . .
one of those speakers on TBN was 'praying' and 'prophesying' how God was sending "Liposuction angels" to all the fat overweight people watching n listening. "Liposuction angels"? wonders shall never end

all these, trully reminds us of the Blessed Scripture:

"Now the Spirit speaketh expressly, that in the latter times some shall depart form the faith, giving heed to seducing spirits, and doctrines of devils; Speaking lies in hypocrisy; having their conscience seared with hot iron;" Ist Timothy 4:1-2.

For Further Reading: Ist Thessalonians 5: 1-9;
May God help us! It's the last days!

Meanwhile when they say that the biscuit/manna or oil is "free", it is a trick! When you send for it, you have to give your address; then the fun starts as they start sending you regular letters asking you to send money or to become a "partner" with the m-industry erm "ministry".

Check this out.


So called divine revelation.

Does it not say somewhere in the bible that @whatever you ask in my name, it shall be given to you"?

huxley:

Does it not say somewhere in the bible that @whatever you ask in my name, it shall be given to you"?

Yes, and it also says somewhere else that if we ask anything according to His will he hears us, and we know we have the petition that we have desired of Him.

So He qualifies 'anything'.

Enigma:

Meanwhile when they say that the biscuit/manna or oil is "free", it is a trick! When you send for it, you have to give your address; then the fun starts as they start sending you regular letters asking you to send money or to become a "partner" with the m-industry erm "ministry".

Yeah, Pastor Travis "action" Jackson says one of the two steps to "ordering" sorry getting your "miracle" is to give him your address down to your apartment number so that he can sell oops sorry send to you the new sales pitch nah "word" that God has "dropped in His heart for you.

I suppose its the new way of drawing shareholders sorry again i meant "partners" to the religious industry sorry ministry as you said.

touch not my annointed!

i remember the 1st time i saw this peter guy on tv

twas early morning on  BET

talking  up a storm!

i just started laughing  

miracle manner indeeded


i've just seen that you-tube thingy

i need to start my own ministry ASAP! 

JeSoul:

@David

this isn't actually the worst I've heard. . .
one of those speakers on TBN was 'praying' and 'prophesying' how God was sending "Liposuction angels" to all the fat overweight people watching n listening. "Liposuction angels"? wonders shall never end

You are not serious
where are they?
I need about 24
I need them to begin work immediately on  my bakassi
I need to get into  my little black dress for an upcoming event

Funniest parody of your religious merchants.

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Queenisha:

You are not serious
where are they?
I need about 24
I need them to begin work immediately on my bakassi
I need to get into my little black dress for an upcoming event

Queenisha you surely cannot be that desperate do you know how many skinny women are praying for your 'apple bottoms'?
You shoulda seen the way I was laughing when I first heard it . . . Liposuction angels? these people are spewing out such stupidity they don't even realize.

davidylan:

Funniest parody of your religious merchants.

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Rotflmao!!
That's some of the reasons why I rarely watch TBN that much anymore