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Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by terryboob(m): 3:07pm On Sep 02, 2008
i wonder ooooooooooooo English folks don't really worry about it because they knows, is not our first language,  nigerian people take it too much.
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by carmelily: 3:11pm On Sep 02, 2008
are u sure u are in UK? Do you employ the services of an interpreter to communicate with the people there? i can hardly comprehend your written English. are you one of the "non-educated peoples? lipsrsealed
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by tpia: 3:14pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

i wonder ooooooooooooo english people don't really worry about it because they know, is not our first language, nigerian people take it too much , especially educated nigerian peoples, i beg take it easy oooooo on non-educated peoples.

because of the headache people get from reading posts such as yours.
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by tope2000(f): 3:16pm On Sep 02, 2008
lmao grin grin grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by terryboob(m): 3:17pm On Sep 02, 2008
cramly girl or watever u called urself , if u dont comprehend wat am i talkin about jst shout ur mouth , go and suck a dick
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by MrCrackles(m): 3:20pm On Sep 02, 2008
carmelily:

are u sure u are in UK? Do you employ the services of an interpreter to communicate with the people there? i can hardly comprehend your written English. are you one of the "non-educated peoples? lipsrsealed

haba Lilly, why u attack the guy like this now?! grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by carmelily: 3:24pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

cramly girl or watever u called yourself , if u don't comprehend what am i talkin about jst shout your mouth , go and suck a privates

i'm not cramly girl but i'll stand in for her. can i suck ur boob, terryboob grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by terryboob(m): 3:27pm On Sep 02, 2008
carmiley girl , for ur information , im a student , and im doing pretty good , in this forum  if other fellow mistakenly type errors or summit, is either they abused the person or the other way round, nobody is perfect  we can correct our fellow in a professional ways ,
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by nana(f): 3:28pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

carmiley girl , for your information , im a student , and im doing pretty good , in this forum if other fellow mistakenly type errors or summit, is either they abused the person or the other way round, nobody is perfect we can correct our fellow in a professional ways ,
For real?
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by terryboob(m): 3:30pm On Sep 02, 2008
yes for real, nana, wetin be ur own self,
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by nana(f): 3:32pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

yes for real, nana, wetin be your own self,
Shuo,free me o
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by blackspade(m): 3:33pm On Sep 02, 2008
Because there are so many different languages and dialects in this land of ours, English is the language that brings us all to a common understanding. I know English is not out native language, and I hate the fact that the colonial language has stuck with us, but it is that way all across the world.

All across out great continent, you will find people speaking English, French, Spanish, Afrikaans, and Arabic. Those languages were all brought by colonialism and foreigners not of Africa far ago. So those languages bridge the gaps between a lot of us, because of the so many different tribe languages. cheesy
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by carmelily: 3:34pm On Sep 02, 2008
and i thot the now-legendary apauling was bad!

terryboob:

carmiley girl , for your information , im a student , and im doing pretty good , in this forum  if other fellow mistakenly type errors or summit, is either they abused the person or the other way round, nobody is perfect  we can correct our fellow in a professional ways ,

once again, i'm not carmiley girl but i'll stand in for her. how do u pass when you can't even COPY? i feel your lecturers' pain.

nana:

For real?

asking myself the same thing. this terryboob guy's  so shocked
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by tope2000(f): 3:34pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

carmiley girl , for your information , im a student , and im doing pretty good , in this forum  if[b] other fellow mistakenly type errors or summit, is either they abused the person or the other way round, nobody is perfect we can correct our fellow in a professional ways , [/b]

i understand where u coming from to be honest
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by nana(f): 3:35pm On Sep 02, 2008
carmelily:

and i thot the now-legendary[b]apauling[/b] was bad!

once again, i'm not carmiley girl but i'll stand in for her. how do u pass when you can't even COPY? i feel your lecturers' pain.

Ouch! cheesy
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by nana(f): 3:35pm On Sep 02, 2008
tope2000:

i understand where u coming from to be honest
Good gyal! cheesy
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by Nobody: 3:37pm On Sep 02, 2008
grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by terryboob(m): 3:40pm On Sep 02, 2008
carmelily (f), watever, thats ur problem im sure  u one of those people like to make mockery of others out there in nigeria, wats ur profession? , and u not smarter than my professor or my tutor, just go and take a chill pills before i pop ur brain out , grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by dreeldee: 3:45pm On Sep 02, 2008
my guy abeg speak pidgin if you no fit cope with the grammar grin grin grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by MrCrackles(m): 3:45pm On Sep 02, 2008
Well the people wey dem life depend on am know, me i no send

Queen English, pidgin English, jankariwo English, Jamaican English or even Ajegunle English, all na the same as long as people understand d basics!
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by Okijajuju1(m): 3:50pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

carmiley girl , for your information , im a student , [size=18pt]and im doing pretty good [/size] , in this forum if other fellow mistakenly type errors or summit, is either they abused the person or the other way round, nobody is perfect we can correct our fellow in a professional ways ,


ROFLMFAO


Abeg which school admit you?? undecided

Who dey write your exam for you??

Just curious
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by carmelily: 3:51pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

carmelily (f), watever, thats your problem im sure  u one of those people like to make mockery of others out there in nigeria, wats your profession? , and u not smarter than my professor or my tutor, just go and take a chill pills before i pop your brain out , grin


B.A. English (2004, ABU, Zaria)

M.A. Linguistics (2008, UI, Ibadan)

Occupation: Web Site Administrator, Morflex IT

Current Project: Ph.d Computational Linguistics.



Any more questions?Please submit all questions in Nigerian Pidgin English.
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by carmelily: 3:56pm On Sep 02, 2008
@terryboob. Forgive me for not complimenting you on faithfully AND SUCCESSFULLY copying and pasting my id. complete with my gender

terryboob:

carmelily (f)

there's hope for you yet wink
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by terryboob(m): 3:59pm On Sep 02, 2008
brash,         [color=#006600]Well the people wey them life depend on am know, me i no send

Queen English, pidgin English, jankariwo English, Jamaican English or even Ajegunle English, all na the same as long as people understand d basics![/color]


it seems u understand ,,,,,,,,,,,,
          if it had been the other way that nigeria is a good country , who  give a monkey about cuming to abroad to study, white peoples are more interesting in sensitive person, discovery new things the ability to think in a logical way to solve a problem,, as long u have a good communication skills that go with it, to be selected for job interviews u got to have those skills it doesnt matter about ur english as long you can communicate in effective ways , but we nigerians can speak english till thy kingdom come , and reckon that im better than the other person.
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by terryboob(m): 4:04pm On Sep 02, 2008
carmelily (f), u welcome , but why did u says it ? in the first place, that i cant copy, na wa for u ooooooooooo less i forget u didnt answer my question wats ur profession?
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by carmelily: 4:05pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

 brash,         [color=#006600]Well the people wey them life depend on am know, me i no send

Queen English, pidgin English, jankariwo English, Jamaican English or even Ajegunle English, all na the same as long as people understand d basics![/color]


it seems u understand ,,,,,,,,,,,,
          if it had been the other way that nigeria is a good country , who give a monkey about cuming to abroad to study, white peoples are more interesting in sensitive person, discovery new things the ability to think in a logical way to solve a problem,, as long u have a good communication skills that go with it, to be selected for job interviews u got to have those skills it doesnt matter about your english as long you can communicate in effective ways , but we nigerians can speak english till thy kingdom come , and reckon that im better than the other person.

Ya Allah! shocked

i give up lipsrsealed



terryboob:

carmelily (f), u welcome , but why did u says it ? in the first place, that i can't copy, na wa for u ooooooooooo less i forget u didnt answer my question wats your profession?


you obviously never heard the word sar-ca-sm
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by REPAIRMAN(m): 4:06pm On Sep 02, 2008
Engliz or no engliz tot disz suporsd 2 b jokez section.Serious frown@ terryboobs
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by terryboob(m): 4:08pm On Sep 02, 2008
ok, good  so why did u upset in the first place, ?   i was only tryin to express my gumptions in the first place about this forum  suddenly u jst attacked me with ur sharp mouth , grin, web administrator, im an IT worker also a student .i bet u cant complete with me oh yeah bring it on baby  grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by MrCrackles(m): 4:09pm On Sep 02, 2008
:owayooo Allah, this thread don raise Ajegunle dust, time to fly away like a butterfly! grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by carmelily: 4:12pm On Sep 02, 2008
terryboob:

ok, good so why did u upset in the first place, ? i was only tryin to express my gumptions in the first place about this forum suddenly u jst attacked me with your sharp mouth , grin, web administrator, im an IT worker also a student .i bet u can't complete with me oh yeah bring it on baby grin

You obviously don't get it, do you? i meant i give up on trying to make sense of your English! shocked

Brash!:

:owayooo Allah, this thread don raise Ajegunle dust, time to fly away like a butterfly! grin

right behind you to where the flowers grow grin
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by nana(f): 4:15pm On Sep 02, 2008
Oh My Days! Oh My Days! My tummy is aching me mehn!
Terry,pls tell me u're kidding
Re: Why Nigerian Take English So Important As If Our Lifes Depends On It by habiolah(m): 4:24pm On Sep 02, 2008
**shakes head for poster**
@ all
Anyway, I want to believe that boobs intentionally typed all these jargons.
@terryboob
Is that true?
@all
If no, then, I suggest we only allow terryboob post at Kate and Biola Grammatical Error.
@terryboob
Heed advice. Thanks for your anticipated understanding. tongue

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