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Sex Poem (also An Ode To Gold Circle Condoms) by Raymand(m): 11:00pm On Jul 04, 2006
Kissing is a habit,
F*cking is a game,
The guys get all the pleasure,
The girls get all the pain,
The guy says i love you,
And you believe its true?
When your tummy starts to swell,
He'll say to hell with you!
10 minutes of pleasure,
9 months of pain,
3 days in a hospital,
and a baby without a name,
The baby is a bast*rd
The mother is a who*e
This never would have happened
If that condom hadnt tore.
Re: Sex Poem (also An Ode To Gold Circle Condoms) by eveseh(f): 12:20am On Jul 05, 2006
LOL good one Ryamond
Re: Sex Poem (also An Ode To Gold Circle Condoms) by yakism(m): 6:46am On Aug 23, 2006
Not bed at al. Why not convert it to a song,  will be cool when rapped or still, u may sell it to adv agent for a "condom only reduces risk" advert. kip it moving mahn!

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