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Poll: Which Penalty do you think should be meted out to Lysaa for infidelity?

She should be thrown and locked in the Dungeon for life?: 7% (1 vote)
Her head should be chopped off and used for Isi-Ewu?: 30% (4 votes)
She should be barnished and sent on Exile from kuvuki land?: 15% (2 votes)
I think she should be pardoned. . .: 7% (1 vote)
I care less about their fake relationship. . .: 38% (5 votes)
This poll has ended

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Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by tjay007: 9:59am On Sep 17, 2008
This is the more reason why King Sammy should simply decapitate lysaa rather than a mere divorce.You guys should check out this link
https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-165518.0.html
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 10:20am On Sep 17, 2008
Na my vote really matter for this kind case and i don vote.As a good citizen of kuvuki land and a bonafide student of Blahblah institute,I queried Lysaa for this and she told me she has substantial reasons for doing it. undecided smiley So,You People should be fair with your votes and go with the second option,ok
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 4:42pm On Sep 17, 2008
Hey. . . . Where are my fellow kuvuki patriots
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by Gabry(f): 2:49am On Sep 18, 2008
As the good sista of lysaa, I think she should be pardoned than yet again, I dont think she has done any crime at all. Its just that some of you guys are just plain sensitive. Stop acting like a bunch of school girls will ya? angry
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by clemcykul(f): 9:16am On Sep 18, 2008
poor old lysaa embarassed grin embarassed
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 1:29pm On Sep 18, 2008
gabrywyl:

As the good sista of lysaa, I think she should be pardoned than yet again, I don't think she has done any crime at all. Its just that some of you guys are just plain sensitive. Stop acting like a bunch of school girls will ya? angry
Birds of a feather. . . . You're being biased here.Why on earth would she cheat on the king??ehn??
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by ndumart: 1:33pm On Sep 18, 2008
i think Super glue+evostic+araldite should be poured down her honey comb
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 1:39pm On Sep 18, 2008
ndumart:

i think Super glue+evostic+araldite should be poured down her honey comb
Haaaaa shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked shocked
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by romsky: 1:47pm On Sep 18, 2008
ndumart:

i think Super glue+evostic+araldite should be poured down her honey comb

bad mind did u see dat in d options, u know wetin ur king self dey do

lysaa speak for yaself now haba
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by manickal(m): 1:51pm On Sep 18, 2008
i think i prefer lysaa goat head pepper soup. grin
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by SamMilla1(m): 1:57pm On Sep 18, 2008
THE FINAL JUDGEMENT BELONGS TO THE KING.

AND FROM WHAT MY MIND IS TELLING ME,
I THINK LYSAA S DAYS IN KUVUKI LAND IS OVER
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by ndumart: 2:00pm On Sep 18, 2008
SAM MILLA:

THE FINAL JUDGEMENT BELONGS TO THE KING.

AND FROM WHAT MY MIND IS TELLING ME,
I THINK LYSAA S DAYS IN KUVUKI LAND IS OVER
As it please the king but my suggestion would have been the best cos u will be right sure that she will never cheat again.
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 7:08pm On Sep 18, 2008
SAM MILLA:

THE FINAL JUDGEMENT BELONGS TO THE KING.

AND FROM WHAT MY MIND IS TELLING ME,
I THINK LYSAA S DAYS IN KUVUKI LAND IS OVER
So. . . you wanna banish heror have her head for peppersoup
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by Gabry(f): 2:47am On Sep 19, 2008
NONE OF THE ABOVE!!!! angry


SAM!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Have pity on her. ABEG!!!! sad embarassed
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by mykali(m): 6:41pm On Sep 22, 2008
were is my own plate of lysaa peppersoup na. make ina nor cheat me oh. i still dey wait. angry angry
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 7:10pm On Sep 22, 2008
mykali:

were is my own plate of lysaa peppersoup na. make ina nor cheat me oh. i still dey wait. angry angry
Order for the part wey u want. . . smiley smiley smiley
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by mykali(m): 7:16pm On Sep 22, 2008
guy, wetin u wan hear from my mouth na? grin
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 7:30pm On Sep 22, 2008
me i don already make reservation. . .You better talk before those greedy boys show face
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by jmkbond(f): 10:41pm On Sep 22, 2008
ndumart:

As it please the king but my suggestion would have been the best because u will be right sure that she will never cheat again.
no way,sam temper ju
romade:

bad mind did u see that in d options, u know wetin ur king self dey do

lysaa speak for yaself now haba
stis.e abi na, go pour am na,i think u don take mad dog injection
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by MrInfo1(m): 12:02am On Sep 23, 2008
nurse jmk
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by Gabry(f): 1:08am On Sep 23, 2008
you call me? grin
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 1:30am On Sep 23, 2008
gabrywyl:

you call me? grin
You be nurse. . . . Or na nightnurse you be?? cheesy cheesy
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by Gabry(f): 1:31am On Sep 23, 2008
yes grin
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 1:39am On Sep 23, 2008
gabrywyl:

yes grin
Haaaaa shocked shocked Nightnurse shocked shocked shocked
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by clemcykul(f): 8:45am On Sep 23, 2008
na midnite nurse
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 11:24am On Sep 23, 2008
Midnight ke. . . Midnight action dey bad ooo cheesy grin Una don spoil me finish for this wonderland
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by spenchuks(m): 12:42pm On Sep 23, 2008
I think the king should banish her out of kuvuki land. *and i will gladly accept her in my kingdom (Bantuland) as my new Qeen of Bantu* grin
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 7:27pm On Sep 23, 2008
spenchuks:

I think the king should banish her out of kuvuki land. *and i will gladly accept her in my kingdom (Bantuland) as my new Qeen of Bantu* grin
Ehn ehn. . . . . I think the king should hear about this undecided
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by dreday(m): 7:33pm On Sep 23, 2008
What is wrong with you people?
You want to givechop Lysaa's head that bad?
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by Jeovy(m): 7:53pm On Sep 23, 2008
wow,cannibals full here,am out of here
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by showbobo(m): 9:32pm On Sep 23, 2008
dreday:

What is wrong with you people?
You want to givechop Lysaa's head that bad?
Like say if dem offer u,u no go chop. . .

Jeovy:

wow,cannibals full here,am out of here
wetin dey make this vampire run,ehn?
Re: Shocking Revelation About Lysaa by mykali(m): 6:36pm On Sep 24, 2008
Jeovy:

wow,cannibals full here,am out of here

i agree only in the case of lysaa pepper soup, and not gabrywyl stew. grin

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