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Obasanjo's Fast Ticking Clock. by QuotaSyste(m): 10:49am On Sep 18, 2008 |
Stella Obasanjo died and went to heaven , As she stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, she saw a huge wall of clocks behind her. She asked, "What are all those clocks?" St Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." "Oh," said Stella, "whose clock is that?" "That's Bishop Ajayi Crowther's. The hands have never moved, indicating that he never told a lie." "Incredible," said Stella. "And whose is that one?" St Peter responded, "That's Nnamdi Azikwe's clock. The hands have moved twice, telling us that Zik told only two lies in his entire life." "Where's my husband Obasanjo's clock?" asked Stella. "Obasanjo's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan, |
Re: Obasanjo's Fast Ticking Clock. by c33b33(m): 6:08pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
lma0!!!!! |
Re: Obasanjo's Fast Ticking Clock. by ssRhino: 6:28pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
Would be happier, if it was OBJ that kaput |
Re: Obasanjo's Fast Ticking Clock. by bilymuse: 7:09pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
Quotasyste You started again, Im sure if your own clock were to be brought to earth, it can be use to power an helicopter |
Re: Obasanjo's Fast Ticking Clock. by Nobody: 8:30pm On Sep 18, 2008 |
bilymuse: lol |
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