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Actual Call Center Conversations! by MrInfo1(m): 1:08pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Tech Support: 'I need you to right-click on the Open Desktop.' Customer: 'OK.' Tech Support: 'Did you get a pop-up menu?' Customer: 'No.' Tech Support: 'OK . Right-Click again. Do you see a pop-up menu?' Customer: 'No.' Tech Support: 'OK, sir. Can you tell me what you have done up until this Point?' Customer: 'Sure. You told me to write 'click' and I wrote 'click'.' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by MrInfo1(m): 1:12pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Tech Support: 'OK. At the bottom left hand side of your screen, can You see the 'OK' button displayed?' Customer: 'Wow! How can you see my screen from there?' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by romsky: 1:14pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
sure u wia not d customer dont be |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by MrInfo1(m): 1:18pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
romade: y shall i shy |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by MrInfo1(m): 1:19pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Operator: 'Ridge Hall, computer assistance; may I help you?' Caller: 'Yes, well, I'm having trouble with Microsoft Word.' Operator: 'What sort of trouble??' Caller: 'Well, I was just typing along, and all of a sudden the words Went away.' Operator: 'Went away?' Caller: 'They disappeared' Operator: 'Hmm. So what does your screen look like now?' Caller: 'Nothing.' Operator: 'Nothing??' Caller: 'It's blank; it won't accept anything when I type.' Operator: 'Are you still in Microsoft Word, or did you get out?' Caller: 'How do I tell?' Operator: 'Can you see the 'C: prompt' on the Screen?' Caller: 'What's a sea-prompt?' Operator: 'Never mind, can you move your cursor around the screen?' Caller: 'There isn't any cursor; I told you, it won't accept anything I Type.' Operator: 'Does your monitor have a power indicator??' Caller: 'What's a monitor?' Operator: 'It's the thing with the screen on it that looks like a TV. Does it have a little light that tells you when it's on?' Caller: 'I don't know.' Operator: 'Well, then look on the back of the monitor and find where The power cord goes into it. Can you see that??' Caller: 'Yes, I think so.' Operator: 'Great. Follow the cord to the plug, and tell me if it's plugged into the wall. Caller: 'Yes, it is.' Operator: 'When you were behind the monitor, did you notice that there were two cables plugged into the back of it, not just one? ' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Well, there are. I need you to look back there again and find the other cable.' Caller: 'Okay, here it is.' Operator: 'Follow it for me, and tell me if it's plugged securely into the back of your computer.' Caller: 'I can't reach.' Operator: 'OK. Well, can you see if it is?' Caller: 'No.' Operator: 'Even if you maybe put your knee on something and lean way over?' Caller: 'Well, it's not because I don't have the right angle -- it's because it's dark.' Operator: 'Dark?' Caller: 'Yes - the office light is off, and the only light I have is coming in from the window.' Operator: 'Well, turn on the office light then.' Caller: 'I can't.' Operator: 'No? Why not?' Caller: 'Because there's a power failure.' Operator: 'A power , A power failure? Aha. Okay, we've got it licked now. Do you still have the boxes and manuals and packing stuff that your computer came in?' Caller: 'Well, yes, I keep them in the closet.' Operator: 'Good. Go get them, and unplug your system and pack it up just like it was when you got it. Then take it back to the store you bought it from.' Caller: 'Really? Is it that bad?' Operator: 'Yes, I'm afraid it is.' Caller: 'Well, all right then, I suppose. What do I tell them?' Operator: 'Tell them you're too stupid to own a computer!' ---------------------------------------------------------------------- |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by MrInfo1(m): 1:24pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Operator: Specking may i help you Romade: i want to buy ring tones, how do you people sell it? |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by romsky: 1:26pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
werrin i do now y cant u say it was gabby, ty, or even tammy rememba i appointed u as second in command |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by MrInfo1(m): 1:40pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
So u want me to lie on gab? |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by MrInfo1(m): 1:42pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Custormer (gabby): Whenever i tried calling, i kept getting the response? The number u're calling is not RESPONSIBILE, Operator: i don't understand what you mean by that statement Custormer (gabby): Guy, that na d response Operator: do you mean the response the number u're calling is not responding. Custormer (gabby): eheen y |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by Arcani: 2:04pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
My oko will never disappoint, Good one especially the "romade version" |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by ramonacee(f): 2:54pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
infobaba:u go get am joooo, the correct one is,YES I SHY! |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by Gabry(f): 2:56pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
LOL Info, you be yeye |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by romsky: 2:57pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Holy Ghost Attack Attackers 1. INFOBABA 2. ARCANI 3.GABRY AMEN AMEN AND AMEN IN JESUS NAME |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by Baxilexi(m): 3:03pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
info, never new you were soomeomes oko. good joke by the way. |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by Gabry(f): 3:11pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by Arcani: 3:18pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
Baxilexi:Jealousyyyy |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by Baxilexi(m): 3:22pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
gaby! your always upto something so what is it this time?? is my trouser torn or is there spinach in ma teeth. or did u put glue under ma seat?? @arc, me jealous naaaaaaaaah |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by Gabry(f): 3:35pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
HAHA Baxi. . . to be honest I am more worse than that nna. Like yesterday I stole my grandma's underwear and hung it up on the ceiling fan. The glue part on the seat, have dont that before. Heheh! |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by tammyswits(f): 3:45pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
I want icecream! |
Re: Actual Call Center Conversations! by Arcani: 3:57pm On Sep 26, 2008 |
go to TFC |
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