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Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:26pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
Lets play more games before Seun returns from Bauchi. Here it goes: Tell us why you love your gender and think it's better than the opposite sex. No too much sarcasm. eg: I love being male because, I love being female because, I'll start |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:27pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I Love being a female because we hold the power over men and drag them to their knees. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by ladybam(f): 7:31pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
@ post I love being female because. . . . . . . . . . . because . . . . . . . . . . it just feels so great. . . |
Re: Me Love My Gender by tope2000(f): 7:33pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being a female because i love dressing up |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:33pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being female because we don't have to suffer and look for a job for long. One stupid male CEO will always give up the 6 digit job just for the pleasure of watching you walk around the office. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 7:36pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
i love being male because at the end of the day you're the alpha-dog. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:41pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being female because we are the major gender on earth. Men are minorities now and may soon need affirmative action to get a job from us. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being female because it takes little effort to get what I want especially from guys. "Alpha dogs" eventually eat from my palms |
Re: Me Love My Gender by Nobody: 7:43pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I hate being female |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:44pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
Alpha dogs" eventually eat from my palms Oh yes, alleluia!! |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:44pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I hate being femalewhy, sweetie? |
Re: Me Love My Gender by Nobody: 7:45pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
@Deep Hehehe, I was kidding |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:47pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I know you were kidding because it must be very frustrating being a man. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 7:47pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
stillwater: Only for a few months . . . after which normal service is restored. I love being male because . . . just look at the things i never have to worry about: - pregnancy - cost of menstrual pads - PMS - heat flashes - menopause - breastfeeding - hair weaves |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:48pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being male because . . . just look at the things i never have to worry about: men foot the bills anyway. As a female I don't have to worry about: 1. Erectile dysfunction(like hannibal is dealing with it now) 2. Low sperm count 3. one minute performance 4. Falling into a womans sexual trap 5. bald head 6. impotence 7. getting my house help pregnant. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by tope2000(f): 7:49pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
excatly |
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 7:50pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
DeepZone: I love being male because i dont complain . . . i get what i want when i want it and its all left to her to worry about the consequences. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:52pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being male because i don't complain . . . i get what i want when i want it and its all left to her to worry about the consequences. sarcasm will not help us here because @bold is a bogous claim. We the females control what you get but turn around to get it if and only if we desire it irrespective of your mood. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by Nobody: 7:55pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
DeepZone: Abi oo. David did you see all that? |
Re: Me Love My Gender by Sauron1: 7:55pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love me gender as i don't have to let someone deposit debris in ma canal and make me carry a baby for 9 months. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by chamotex(m): 7:56pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being male cuz i've got a dikc and I know how to use it |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:57pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love me gender as i don't have to let someone deposit debris in ma canal and make me carry a baby for 9 months. Thank God you acknowledge that yours is debris. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:57pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being male because i've got a dikc and I know how to use itfart on this claim ladies. Bobo sabi pose. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 7:59pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
DeepZone: are these "problems"? Shame on you . . . chamotex: My brother . . . more blessings. I cant imagine being physically manipulated by someone else in bed. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 8:00pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
are these "problems"? Shame on you . . .sorry, I meant to say syndromes since they are not problems. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 8:01pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
stillwater: there's nothing there . . . quite unlike the list i made with is common to EVERY female, her list is only limited to a few unfortunate males. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by Pataki: 8:02pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
I love being male because who gets to be the DADA? ME! I love being male because I just do the droppings and the delivery method is not my headache. Just give me my baby when I want it! |
Re: Me Love My Gender by tope2000(f): 8:03pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
Pataki: who gets to be MAMA? moi |
Re: Me Love My Gender by Pataki: 8:05pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
tope2000:Only if I license it so. |
Re: Me Love My Gender by tope2000(f): 8:06pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
Pataki: hmmm. . . . Then i will get a sperm donor if u refuse |
Re: Me Love My Gender by Sauron1: 8:09pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
DeepZone: You are a sap head. As a geezer, i don't have to lose sleep over my: --Sagging boobs(Funmi's biggest worry) --Menopause --Fibroid --Cellulite --Desperation to walk the aisle --Vaginal discharge(Funmi's perpetual infection). |
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 8:09pm On Oct 01, 2008 |
That is there is a little value left to the droppings in order to get a delivery. |
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