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Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:26pm On Oct 01, 2008
Lets play more games before Seun returns from Bauchi.


Here it goes:

Tell us why you love your gender and think it's better than the opposite sex. No too much sarcasm.

eg: I love being male because,

I love being female because,

I'll start
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:27pm On Oct 01, 2008
I Love being a female because we hold the power over men and drag them to their knees. grin grin
Re: Me Love My Gender by ladybam(f): 7:31pm On Oct 01, 2008
@ post

I love being female because. . . . . . . . . . . because . . . . . . . . . . it just feels so great. . . grin
Re: Me Love My Gender by tope2000(f): 7:33pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being a female because i love dressing up tongue
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:33pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being female because we don't have to suffer and look for a job for long. One stupid male CEO will always give up the 6 digit job just for the pleasure of watching you walk around the office.
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 7:36pm On Oct 01, 2008
i love being male because at the end of the day you're the alpha-dog.
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:41pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being female because we are the major gender on earth. Men are minorities now and may soon need affirmative action to get a job from us. tongue tongue tongue tongue
Re: Me Love My Gender by Nobody: 7:42pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being female because it takes little effort to get what I want especially from guys. grin "Alpha dogs" eventually eat from my palms grin
Re: Me Love My Gender by Nobody: 7:43pm On Oct 01, 2008
I hate being female embarassed
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:44pm On Oct 01, 2008
Alpha dogs" eventually eat from my palms

Oh yes, alleluia!!
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:44pm On Oct 01, 2008
I hate being female
why, sweetie?
Re: Me Love My Gender by Nobody: 7:45pm On Oct 01, 2008
@Deep
Hehehe, I was kidding cool grin
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:47pm On Oct 01, 2008
I know you were kidding because it must be very frustrating being a man.
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 7:47pm On Oct 01, 2008
stillwater:

I love being female because it takes little effort to get what I want especially from guys. grin "Alpha dogs" eventually eat from my palms grin

Only for a few months . . . after which normal service is restored.

I love being male because . . . just look at the things i never have to worry about:
- pregnancy
- cost of menstrual pads
- PMS
- heat flashes
- menopause
- breastfeeding
- hair weaves
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:48pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being male because . . . just look at the things i never have to worry about:
- pregnancy
- cost of menstrual pads
- PMS
- heat flashes
- menopause
- breastfeeding
- hair weaves

men foot the bills anyway. tongue tongue

As a female I don't have to worry about:

1. Erectile dysfunction(like hannibal is dealing with it now)
2. Low sperm count
3. one minute performance
4. Falling into a womans sexual trap
5. bald head
6. impotence
7. getting my house help pregnant.
Re: Me Love My Gender by tope2000(f): 7:49pm On Oct 01, 2008
excatly tongue
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 7:50pm On Oct 01, 2008
DeepZone:

men foot the bills anyway. tongue tongue

I love being male because i dont complain . . . i get what i want when i want it and its all left to her to worry about the consequences.
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:52pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being male because i don't complain . . . i get what i want when i want it and its all left to her to worry about the consequences.

sarcasm will not help us here because @bold is a bogous claim. We the females control what you get but turn around to get it if and only if we desire it irrespective of your mood.
Re: Me Love My Gender by Nobody: 7:55pm On Oct 01, 2008
DeepZone:

men foot the bills anyway. tongue tongue

As a female I don't have to worry about:

1. Erectile dysfunction(like hannibal is dealing with it now)
2. Low sperm count
3. one minute performance
4. Falling into a womans sexual trap
5. bald head
6. impotence
7. getting my house help pregnant.

Abi oo. David did you see all that? grin
Re: Me Love My Gender by Sauron1: 7:55pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love me gender as i don't have to let someone deposit debris in ma canal and make me carry a baby for 9 months. grin cheesy
Re: Me Love My Gender by chamotex(m): 7:56pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being male cuz i've got a dikc and I know how to use it  cheesy
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:57pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love me gender as i don't have to let someone deposit debris in ma canal and make me carry a baby for 9 months.

Thank God you acknowledge that yours is debris.
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 7:57pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being male because i've got a dikc and I know how to use it
fart on this claim ladies. Bobo sabi pose.
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 7:59pm On Oct 01, 2008
DeepZone:

As a female I don't have to worry about:

1. Erectile dysfunction(like hannibal is dealing with it now)
2. Low sperm count
3. one minute performance
4. Falling into a womans sexual trap
5. bald head
6. impotence
7. getting my house help pregnant.

are these "problems"? Shame on you . . .

chamotex:

I love being male because i've got a dikc and I know how to use it cheesy

My brother . . . more blessings. I cant imagine being physically manipulated by someone else in bed.
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 8:00pm On Oct 01, 2008
are these "problems"? Shame on you . . .
sorry, I meant to say syndromes since they are not problems.
Re: Me Love My Gender by davidylan4(m): 8:01pm On Oct 01, 2008
stillwater:

Abi oo. David did you see all that? grin

there's nothing there . . . quite unlike the list i made with is common to EVERY female, her list is only limited to a few unfortunate males.
Re: Me Love My Gender by Pataki: 8:02pm On Oct 01, 2008
I love being male because who gets to be the DADA? ME!

I love being male because I just do the droppings and the delivery method is not my headache. cheesy Just give me my baby when I want it! grin cheesy grin
Re: Me Love My Gender by tope2000(f): 8:03pm On Oct 01, 2008
Pataki:

I love being male because who gets to be the DADA? ME!

I love being male because I just do the droppings and the delivery method is not my headache. cheesy Just give me my baby when I want it! grin cheesy grin

who gets to be MAMA? moi cool
Re: Me Love My Gender by Pataki: 8:05pm On Oct 01, 2008
tope2000:

who gets to be MAMA? moi cool
Only if I license it so. wink cool
Re: Me Love My Gender by tope2000(f): 8:06pm On Oct 01, 2008
Pataki:

Only if I license it so. wink cool

hmmm. . . .
Then i will get a sperm donor if u refuse tongue
Re: Me Love My Gender by Sauron1: 8:09pm On Oct 01, 2008
DeepZone:

Thank God you acknowledge that yours is debris.

You are a sap head.

As a geezer, i don't have to lose sleep over my:

--Sagging boobs(Funmi's biggest worry)
--Menopause
--Fibroid
--Cellulite
--Desperation to walk the aisle
--Vaginal discharge(Funmi's perpetual infection). grin cheesy
Re: Me Love My Gender by DeepZone: 8:09pm On Oct 01, 2008

I love being male because I just do the droppings and the delivery method is not my headache

That is there is a little value left to the droppings in order to get a delivery. undecided

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