Sylve11 and Disease are out in the woods when Sylve11 falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing. His eyes are rolled back in his head.

Disease than whips out his mobile phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator Kay$: "My friend is dead, said Disease! What can I do?" The operator Kay$, in a calm soothing voice, says: "Just take it easy. First, let's make sure he's dead."

There's silence, then a shot is heard.

Disease's voice comes back on the line. He says, "Okay, now what?"

Well simple, carry the dead body to a Nigerian Police Station and wait if you hate yourself

i no go talk 4 dis mata o

Thank God o

close tit ma friend who u wan incriminate

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! I DON COMITT MURDA.
I REJECT IT IN JESUS NAME. AMEN.

Incrimate ke em sorry o _{what does it mean?}

disease what are u rejecting

may i remind you dat the angel responsible for ur prayrs are on strike

@clemcykul
u were also dere when dis crime was comitted. Na u give me d gun.
So if angels dey on strike, u r in trouble because prayers will be put on voicemail.

Abeg, no say that again, cos I go dey fraiding o, me wey dey pray say my oko Info would stop cheating on me

What is it not worth praying for

info your oko

no prayers will be answered till 25th december

@Arcani
Are u a mans or a womans? Anyways I feeling sorry for u.

@Infobaba
Arcani is missings u. Call he soonest than possible.

Ehhhh, abeg dont cause me heart attack o

disease:

@Arcani
Are u a mans or a womans? Anyways I feeling sorry for u.

@Infobaba
Arcani is missings u. Call he soonest than possible.

Well I both, mans and womans, if you need me for both activities, I am always ready

Arcani:

Well I both, mans and womans, if you need me for both activities, I am always ready

hehe. . . u jokin ryt?

i like the female side of u ARCANI

na wah 4 u o oluya43

Hey Arcani, Disease, Romade, Studio, Clemcykul, Moyola, How's everybody doin? Hope your day is great?

studio43:

i like the female side of u ARCANI

i like the female side of u ARCANI    

gabrywyl:

Hey Arcani, Disease, Romade, Studio, Clemcykul, Moyola, How's everybody doin? Hope your day is great?

zup?

my day is great!! i juzz sidon hia d£y play around!!

Moyola hmmm, have you experienced the male side of me.
I am sure you would love it. Have a chat with me on yahoo im, so you can experience ti Dear

studio43:

i like the female side of u ARCANI

Why won't you say that

Gabrywyl, welcome back dear. I dey online o

@gabrywyl
(Sylve in form of a spirit ascending to heaven) now i am going to heaven my soul will be restored back again, all  my thirsty in life is fnished.
@clemcykul
so you killed me? but why? gaby is only a criminal, she should have told you that then you would have point the gun towards her and fire at her!!! na you killed an innocent man.
@God
gaby, gaby, gaby, why did you allow that to happen?
Gabby:  I didnt know that the Gun was loaded, am sure disease did the loading
God: gaby angel michael has already loaded his mark IV, a blink in ur eyes then u r gone.
Gaby: God you should have allowed angel Gabo to load the gun, Dont u know that angel michael was among the firing squard dat fired anini?
God: dat is why i purposely assigned him on the duty to fire ur ass, be ready for dat, i repeat a blink in ur eye den u r dead
Gaby: But God,
God: shut up i say,

@ disease
oboy u for dial *555*1* anything u like followed by #

arc r u trying to prove sumtyn or get a bed at yaba left

Arcani, U online on YIM? I dont dare go ion there ohhhh. . . Just now I went in, I got at least 7 people chatting with me and then there facebook and Nairaland and the Malaysian Forum. . . . Too much ohhh

sylve11:

@gabrywyl
(Sylve in form of a spirit ascending to heaven) now i am going to heaven my soul will be restored back again, all my thirsty in life is fnished.
@clemcykul
so you killed me? but why? gaby is only a criminal, she should have told you that then you would have point the gun towards her and fire at her!!! na you killed an innocent man.
@God
gaby, gaby, gaby, why did you allow that to happen?
Gabby: I didnt know that the Gun was loaded, am sure disease did the loading
God: gaby angel michael has already loaded his mark IV, a blink in ur eyes then u r gone.
Gaby: God you should have allowed angel Gabo to load the gun, don't u know that angel michael was among the firing squard that fired anini?
God: that is why i purposely assigned him on the duty to fire ur ass, be ready for that, i repeat a blink in ur eye den u r dead
Gaby: But God,
God: shut up i say,

@ disease
oboy u for dial *555*1* anything u like followed by #

LOL You are too much mehn. . .

Arcani:

Moyola hmmm, have you experienced the male side of me.
I am sure you would love it. Have a chat with me on yahoo I'm, so you can experience ti Dear ;

no i hvnt! nd i dont want to!!!

Why not? Its fun ohhh

Gabrywyl u r back. Ekaro o (Good day). Which time this incident happen?

@disease i just reserved a space for u both in yaba,

i shall come during the visitation time

enjoy ur stay in yaba

management.