AFRICAN PROVERBS
1. D roundabout movement of two Lizards around a
palm tree can't b comprehended by human
imagination.
2. I have never seen a peaceful meeting between salt
and earthworm.
3. Its very dificult to convince a monkey that
strawberries are sweeter than Banana.
4. When a bird petches on a rope, neither the bird nor
the rope will be at rest.
5. What an oldman sees while seating can't be seen
by a little while on a moutain.
6. The old woman that says she can't run, must run
when the goat picks her snuffcase. Lolz.
7. Its out of self respect and dignity that makes a
woman hold her breast while running and not for the
fear that they'll fall off.
8. The Venom of a viper can do no harm to the shell
of a Tortoise.
9. The slow movement of a tiger doesn't mean its
timid.
10. He that thinks he's leading yet no one is following
him, is only taking a walk.
Add yours, let's keep the proverbs going.

Hmmm all these...

Make i add more

1. Only a fool tests the depth of a river with both feet!

2. Sugarcane is Sweetest at its Joint

3. He who does not know one thing knows another

4. It takes a whole village to raise a child.

I dey come...

Chineke... narrow miss.

justi4jesu: Hmmm all these...

Make i add more

y did u rob me?

Pikin wey say him mama no go sleep him sef no go sleep.
Na fly wey no dey hear word dey follow dead body enter ground.
No be today nyansh begin dey back.
Had I know na brother to Mr late.

Front page dry like old ashawo toto

ismokeweed:
y did u rob me?

lol...Of your chieftancy title abi wetin...

Mbok Swerve to left <<<<<<<

Na story una dey find this morning.

The child who calls his mother an
ugly woman is indirectly calling his
father a silly man

justi4jesu:

lol...Of your chieftancy title abi wetin...

Mbok Swerve to left

I need compensation mbok. If possible, punny

ismokeweed:
I need compensation mbok. If possible, punny

LMAO.... make i search for proverb for you

i dey come...

1. A fowl never has two holes on its anus.
2. Before you ask the dog for a chair, you must have seen it sitting on one.
3. You all have witnessed how the blind man dodged the knife blow (difficult situations)
4. If The lady bent down in the midst of the market without shame, why should I be shy of bending down to take a peep?
5. Let me not waste all the time adjusting my pen1s while those who came to bang round up and leave me behind.
6. The boa that tells the noise-making bird to leave his spot does so because if the hunter notices and kills the bird and comes to pick it, he will discover the boa also, and kill it too.
7. If we dwell so much on the sweetness of s3x, we may puncture the child in the womb.
8. It is not by crying everyday, that God should seize all powers from the Devil. If God seizes it, will you accept the power?

What of Igi gogoro magun mi loju, a ma dodge e ni.?

He that cut shaki inside peppersoup without closing his eye is capable of murder.

He who fries a bunch of plantain without tasting one is resourceful.

Anyone that removes ur 3% battery to charge his own 95% battery is a contract killer.

He that must govern some states doesn't need more than few bags of rice.

Don't put all your eggs in one basket if you post a comment on the internet do a back up on ur phone to avoid stories that touch..

Someone that sleeps with itchy bum will wake up with smelling fingers.

As long as the belly remains silent, all whores are virgin.

LION dey Run come meet you and You dey quote Bible? Lion resemble evil spirit?

beesammy: Someone that sleeps with itchy bum will wake up with smelling fingers.

Ewwwwwwwwwwwww

**yawns**

1)If woman nor born e go baFf Na. 2)Any how u wan look am all die na die. 3)Goat pikin say make e owner nor use d Eye when him take dey look d mama take look am because nor be him dem buy from market. 4)Na tay e go tay stammerer must call him papa name. 5)Na today center parting dey yansh? 6)whether u tie Goat for rope oh or u tie rope for goat oh so far u tie the goat carry am go. 7)Na play play small pikin take dey knock him uncle for head. These are the few I could remember lol

A man wey wake up without morning wood should ask his wife who the father of his children are

good morning all

1. It is only a foolish man that will ask a frog ( that is always squatting), to give him a seat. Don't be over-demanding.
2. The nodding of a Lizard's head doesn't mean that all is well.
Always be optimistic.
3. To a hungry man, bitter is sweet. Long throat dey kill. Lol
4. You will only know your true friends when you're death. Trust no one.
5. It is better to be hated for who you are, than to be loved for who you're not. Be original cos those who will love you will, & those who won't, won't.

The Rain falls on both the slaves and the free-born

Man wey no dey listen to elders na him dey marry im mama mate keep for house. The smell of mess no dey indicate the quality of shyt wey go commot.

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You.cannot.advise.a.man.in pursuit of.woman.

Brb

Its only a fool that points to his fathers house with his left hand.
The visit of d masquerade is never without messages from d gods.
You can only run around a pepper tree, you can never climb it.
Do not swim i̶̲̥̅̊n̶̲̥̅̊ shallow water if you do not want your back to show.
He who has an urgent message to deliver does not wait for the rain to stop.



I love african proverbs

Yo, this sounds lame

Kolanut lasts longer in the mouth of those who know the worth

A small kolanut is better than a gaint stone.
No matter how small a Snake head his it is no a play to joke with it.
okra no dey tall pass the owner wey plant am if e tall e go bend am.



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