shoefreak: My crush is dyt. Crushing since Ojo to tipe. And newbie 5and6, is olubukato

But I get people I dey stalk sa

And for entertainment purposes it is Mr Cork

For informative purposes its mynd

For free drinks and pepper soup its jb5luvv , e be like say rapture don carry am go sa

To just drool, it's abpatrick ..sebi creamish don e-kpai abi, I no wan hear ko ko ko for my window for night o

To tease and taunt, it's romanciella
Where is tat girl sef?

, make dem add am to the list.. una hear?

Good Evening Aunty
Thank God xay dat blast no karry U go o

Creamish is now Official Mrs. Jaybee and no ABPATRICK xo U kan enjoy d bobo while it lasts jare, i dey ur back full time

KelvinGraphics:
Onye Oshi

Okwa i ma na ara ga agbagbu gi?

My crush is a female. The first letter of her name is a vowel. The last letter is also a vowel

Mondisweets: miguel this is why you are my best friend

awwww...

Gentlemimi2:
Lol! So you mean that Obayaya could not handle the ''oku''? Na wa oooo! My bros a fallikwala my hand oo.

I na eghe kelvin onye ara nti

obayaya:

Gerrout!!!!

aproko

Tell us her name

Idowuogbo:
Come to mama!

(mama!) howz today o?

obayaya:

Okwa i ma na ara ga agbagbu gi?

Okwa muna gi ka d ara ga agbagbu oo

KelvinGraphics:
Chief biko remove Elantracey and Lynpetra 4rm dat list b4 i kall d Police 4 U o

Hian! If we wan put them, we go put them. Wetin? **pours garri on him**

'thou shalt await thy time."

San Miguel:
My one and only kunu

Kunu loun loun. Chai...

Mondisweets: no. Mr cork now hates me because of you, you know that right?

Loool oh yh I remember. I really need to know what I did wrong. He's obviously hating for no reason.

Idowuogbo:
He lives in d UK? A bit older and loaded right? I know ya crush wella. They dont call moi badosky for nothing, I double zoom offline happenings.

My crush is my one and only lypentra d babe with the fry pan Yansh.

this is unfair discrimination, why do u always assume its the older, loaded guy? Haba! U dont know this one. All i can tell u is that he is not in the UK at the moment he travelled. Thats the only clue i will give you

San Miguel:

awwww...

Baba i love dos ur teeths o... Them go good to use make ridges 4 farm

KelvinGraphics:
Chief biko remove Elantracey and Lynpetra 4rm dat list b4 i kall d Police 4 U o

KelvinGraphics:
Good Evening Aunty
Thank God xay dat blast no karry U go o

Creamish is now Official Mrs. Jaybee and no ABPATRICK xo U kan enjoy d bobo while it lasts jare, i dey ur back full time

I just need am....certain unexplainable purpose... Mrs jaybee? Interesting!

Talon05:
Loool oh yh I remember. I really need to know what I did wrong. He's obviously hating for no reason.

u spoiled his market

obayaya:

I na eghe kelvin onye ara nti

LMAO! Obu Kelvin ka i'nakpo onye ara?But him talk small truth na. The oku di too hot to handle.

Yor skin's so smooth,the law of friction has been defied.
your smile's so bright i think the sun's gat a rival.
your presence makes ma heart race faster than bugatti,i think im goina need the life-support machine.
You make ma heart skip,gravity has been defied.....

KelvinGraphics:
Okwa muna gi ka d ara ga agbagbu oo

Ara mu na gi anoghi na ofu level

Mondisweets: this is unfair discrimination, why do u always assume its the older, loaded guy? Haba! U dont know this one. All[b] i can tell u is that he is not in the UK at the moment he travelled. Thats the only clue i will give you[/b]

Lolz....U gave it away with this.

Clue - Boss

mz mariah: Tell us her name

San Miguel:

Baba, why dat Nigga dey burst bottle water 4 ur head na Him no see Big Stout bottle ni

KelvinGraphics:
Baba i love dos ur teeths o... Them go good to use make ridges 4 farm

God is watching you!

dave P: Yor skin's so smooth,the law of friction has been defied.
your smile's so bright i think the sun's gat a rival.
your presence makes ma heart race faster than bugatti,i think im goina need the life-support machine.
You make ma heart skip,gravity has been defied.....

Chei

obayaya:

Ara mu na gi anoghi na ofu level

Okwa ara nke gi toro nke'm ba?

Nkem ka bu Fresh ara, mana nke gi bu Ara mgbe oshie

Mondisweets: u spoiled his market

You dont say.

obayaya:

Idowuogbo:
Lolz....U gave it away with this.

Clue - Boss

what boss again?

San Miguel: My crush........ shoefreak
My pepsi...........Mz Mariah
My Fanta............Ivyy
My Coke..........Caracta
My Tandi guarana...........Idowuogbo
My Goldspot.............Elantracey
My Limca...............GentleMimi2
My Bigstout...........Lynpetra
My Gulder............Zeemoore
My Garri.............Mondisweets

In fact i dey crush on all beautiful NL gals... Bite me

Mondisweets: God is watching you!

Of course iam a child of God Almighty, He is suppose to watch me na
If Him no watch me, wetin u want make Him come watch na? DSTV

Mondisweets: what boss again?

Go and ask him na....

Gentlemimi2:
LMAO! Obu Kelvin ka i'nakpo onye ara?But him talk small truth na. The oku di too hot to handle.

Taa!!!

Mgbe I biara na thread a, o nwere oku o bula I huru. the original Heading aruola ihe m choro ka o ruo.

Which oku? Ha choo ka apiawasiwa, anyi apiawasiwa

shoefreak:

I just need am....certain unexplainable purpose... Mrs jaybee? Interesting!

Yes o, dats what her signature says now.