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Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 3:31pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
My mother taught me to read when I was four years old (her first mistake). One day, I was in the bathroom and noticed one of the cabinet doors was ajar. I read the box in the cabinet. I then asked my mother why she was keeping 'napkins' in the bathroom. Didn't they belong in the kitchen? Not wanting to burden me with unnecessary facts, she told me that those were for "special occasions" (her second mistake). Now fast forward a few months, It' s Thanksgiving Day, and my folks are leaving to pick up my uncle and his wife for dinner. Mom had assignments for all of us while they were gone. Mine was to set the table. When they returned, my uncle came in first and Immediately burst into laughter. Next came his wife who gasped, then began giggling, Next came my father, who roared with laughter. Then came Mom, who almost died of embarrassment when she saw each place setting on the table with a "special occasion" Kotex napkin at each plate, with the fork carefully arranged on top. I had even tucked the little tail in so they didn't hang off the edge!! My mother asked me why I used these and, of course, My response sent the other adults into further fits of laughter. "But, Mom, you said they were for special occasions!!! " |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by abasifo(m): 4:03pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
WTF heheheheheheheh hahahahahahahah hohohohohohoho hmmmmmmmmmmmm i no feet laugh lol NEXT person PLs |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 4:50pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
u are too much mehn. . |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Arcani: 5:14pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Its ma turn now , HEHEHEHEHEHEHE< HAHAHAHAHAHAHA, HOHOHOHOHOOHOHOHO, ye graspimg for breathe, wait ooo ok Good one Gabrywyl |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 5:15pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Ahhh sista. Finally you dey online hia. |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by MrInfo1(m): 5:19pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Good one arcani |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 5:21pm On Oct 05, 2008 |
Get a room ohh. I;m underage. |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 1:18am On Oct 06, 2008 |
I almost barf |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by chidipupay(m): 3:46am On Oct 06, 2008 |
for outside? |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 3:58am On Oct 06, 2008 |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Scopium: 9:30am On Oct 06, 2008 |
[size=13pt]hilarious[/size] |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 9:35am On Oct 06, 2008 |
thank ou na. Wheres your smile? |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by clemcykul(f): 10:03am On Oct 06, 2008 |
under his straw bed nice one there |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Scopium: 5:04pm On Oct 06, 2008 |
[size=13pt]How you take know how my bed be? See how you dey expose our secret[/size] |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by clemcykul(f): 2:39pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
you and who |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 4:18pm On Oct 09, 2008 |
Scopium and his stuff animal |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by dreday(m): 3:16am On Oct 10, 2008 |
Scopium has a stuffed animal for his lau lau? |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by Gabry(f): 3:25am On Oct 10, 2008 |
Hey. . . . How you know lau lau from? |
Re: Special Occasion Napkins by dingbang(m): 10:23pm On Jul 09, 2019 |
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