Mine when I was a kid I use to think that just wearing trousers will take you to hell,so I kept burning my trousers One after other, wen my dad noticed it he flocked the stupidity out of me.

I used to fold paper n light it n put it in my mouth piping out the smook like in the movies

We will play mummy n daddy, cook with tin tomatoes tin and n save daddy,then we will Go to the corner,n the boy will b moving up n down me with my cloths on. -[

Wen Mumcy serves me a hot rice I will pour cold water inside it

I will change me 50naira note to coins so that I will put One naira into five for offering,then the rest is for chewing gum n sweets

I spoiled so many electronics at home, bcus I wanted to know were the pple in d television are standing to talk, so I took a screw driver opened the tv wen no One was at home,hmm! Beatings dat day no get part two.

There is these bird that came n nest inside our toilet pipe n hash her eggs there, n they wud make so much noice, I had to break that pipe o! N I brought out the little ones, put then in the carton n took then to my bedroom, n feed then with gari seed. The mother was making so much noise that,my dad noticed it, (n he loves animals till date) he quietly came to my room n saw me talking to the birds,hmm! Beatings of my life
He was beating me n asking if I put to birth n someone came and took the child if I wud b happy? I had to return them , before their mom stopped making noice around the house. Pupsy later took me to a pharmacist for drugs after beating me

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I wanted to fly like superman.
I prayed to d almighty to change me to robocop..just coz of his gun n bulletproof amour.

Mutuwa: I wanted to fly like superman.
I prayed to d almighty to change me to robocop..just coz of his gun n bulletproof amour.

same with me to the point dat i had to Gone n pack lots of sand,to a particular spot,still it becomes a hip , I will now climb upstairs n tie my wrapper round my neck, then I will jump I broke my left hand bcus of dat,still today its nt straight again

I would climb our reservoir , then cut metal wires into small pieces and bend them, then I'll use a rubber band to shoot people passing by with the metal wires as my "bullet", was never caught
I can remember a case where I shot one yanga man, he removed his specs and was using it as mirror to check what had stung him at his back.

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My dad had always hope I be a boy I was so selfwilled,I was curious to know everything there is to know,the Man stopped keeping the tv in the sitting room o! he took it to his room,wen he has a visitor he will bring it out after I had spoilt 4 of our tv

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same with me to the point dat i had to Gone n pack lots of sand,to a particular spot,still it becomes a hip , I will now climb upstairs n tie my wrapper round my neck, then I will jump I broke my left hand bcus of dat,still today its nt straight again

Waw..then we do hav alot in common..i also have a fracture on my left limb.and up and till now its not straight too..happened bk in d early 90's

Lol @ d puttin to birth bit.
I always loved to rub my teeth with my finger after brushing, and if I didnt hear that squeaky sound, then I brush all over again. Till today people still compliment me over my brillant white teeth.

I used to think that when u f ly high up into the sky,u wud get to Gods kingdom, n at the same time aeroplane do fly up into the sky,why don't they Gone and visit God.

When I was 9, I and my friends used to roll the spoilt tyres of trailer vehicles up and down the street. We were almost the same height with the tyres. It was dangerous, we fell many times but we still did it.

When I was litl,I caught our driver smoking nd i wanted to try it anyways no body wanted to sell cigrattes to me so I took zana(I don't know the english) and started smoking it at the backyard my dad caught me but he is not the beating type...if it were my momma,I probably might loose 2 fingers




we had one very terrible househelp she was fond of beating me nd my younger ones and alwys stealing our school food so we go to skl very hungry nd close by 4pm. when my elder bros came back from boarding house(jss2 at that time) I told him. He told me not 2 worry. We took my mum needles fixed them on her bed nd covered them with her bed spread. Well she reported us and we got the beating of our life with iron rods from my mum. All these happnd when I was very littl tho. End of story.

as kids me and my immediate snr sis we used to wonder how my mum knows the exact drugs for a particular ailment e.g panadol for headache, so we device a means of learning it cos we were scared we might not know what to do when our kids falls sick, we had them written down in a jutter when we hear her mention it. Again I used to wonder the time human beings grow tall so every week I will measure myself with the wall and mark the place jus to see if I can spot the diff and I used to blv all dos poo our house help tells us e.g if u swallow orange seed it will grow on ur head

@aitee1 you got me laughing

IF used to wonder why the moon wud follow me every where I Go stopped wen I stop.

And I taught every pregnant women do sh*t the baby out.

Up till S.S. 2....I use argue wit an elderly one that women do give birth thru d anus, not until he brought Modern Biology to explain things to me.

Myself & few of my friends then, would roll the TRIBUNE newspaper & lit it, to smoke...as long as it will be, I use to finish it first although the first time I did it, my head almost got bursted.

Hmm I did a lot of silly pranks which earned me serious spanking and punishment then.

1. I remember chasing a women in purdah singing masquerade songs for her in Yoruba

2. I wore a mask during Xmas and insulted a cleric chai I chop beating that day.

3. while I was learning how to ride a bike then, I lost control and hit an area boy who was washing his clothes by the side of the road. chai the dude gave me a resounding slap.

4. I was caught by a children church teacher , when I used my offering money to buy sweet potato spiced with pepper despite having breakfast at home.
with the exhibit on me , I was paraded in front of my parents who showed me special love when we got home.

5. stole alot of meats in the pots, in fact mum used to hide the fried meats at undisclosed locations.

6. after watching Louis and Clark ( superman). I tied a red towel to my back and attempted to jump a stair case.

7. truancy

8. we poured devils beans inside the wash hand basin for my class teacher but unfortunately the maths teacher was the victim after washing his hands and wiping his face as well.



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When I was a kid, I use to think that the moon follows us to wherever we go....

Moreso, I use to believe women do give birth through the mouth, not until one of ow neighbors son(Kabiru) made me believe it was through as*hole, hell yea! F*cking right, I got to know he was just an as*hole tryna convince a nigga.

I use to think superheroes like Spider-Man,batman, superman are still somewhere out there for real...

we used to live in a compound house where there were many mature single girls. I'll enter d toilet very early in d morning and refuse to come out so dat dose girls will urinate outside while I peep from d toilet door. got to see lot of private parts. was never caught

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