TALE OF THE SURPRISED: I was watching brazil vs germany and was
smiling because my favourite Deutschland was ahead with 1
goal....then it happened......the rumbling in my stomach was too
much and a call was coming through my phone, I had to mute the
television and take the phone with me as I went to visit 'the white
house'...glanced the television screen as I hurried, it was just
22.14....just 22mins 14 seconds I repeat........I thought to myself, I
could hurry to the toilet without missing a
thing....*shitWithTheSpeedOfLight* I don't joke with quality football
matches.....Got into the toilet...did my 'duty' with relative ease
under relative speed.......I thought I was going to be the only person
in the world who was very fast at that time of the night........Well the
thing is I was beaten by some super effective GERMAN MACHINE
and their speed......I came out of the toilet and understood why
german cars are fast..............KLOSE , KROOS , KROOS again and
KHEDIRA had beaten me with speed and accuracy that night......for
those of you who understand this, and I know a lot of you
understand, 4 goals in 6 minutes in a world cup semi final.....UNTHINKABLE, 'UNdoable'................#SHOCKE--R#........I was
beaten in speed by a 36year old man, a 24 year old (acceptable)
and a 27 year old 'fasting' muslim who I must say had not eaten or
drank water for about 12 hours prior to that match.....and yet I want
to go do drills everyday for 20 odd days........I DON DIE

Hmmmmm.....people