I AM A POLITICIAN I HAVE $5000000 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO KEEP IT

BECAUSE NIGERIA BANKS ARE OPEN TO EFCC AND ICPC CAN SOMEBODY ADVISE ME, PLEASE.

Nobody will advise you here all you need to do is to dig ground and burry it.
Thief.Omo Ole.

an Icelandic bank. . . .

keu:

I AM A POLITICIAN I HAVE $5000000 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO KEEP IT

BECAUSE NIGERIA BANKS ARE OPEN TO EFCC AND ICPC CAN SOMEBODY ADVISE ME, PLEASE.

Ask any Yoruba or Hausa/Fulani politician, they are specialist in hidding stolen wealth

Ask any Yoruba or Hausa/Fulani politician, they are specialist in hidding stolen wealth

You can as well explain how this ibotic letter below found it's way to my email box.

Subject: OFFICIAL LETTER FROM FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI
Date: Sat, 4 Oct 2008 16:28:14
From: FEDERAL BUREAU INVESTIGATION <fbiamkkhf@earthlink.net>

ROBERT MUELLER III
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR FBI
FEDERAL BUREAU OF INVESTIGATION FBI.WASHINGTON DC.
Email: fbisecuritydeptwatch5@live.com
FBI SEEKING TO WIRETAP INTERNET
ATTENTION:

We believe this notification meets you in a very good present state of mind and health. We the Federal bureau of investigation (FBI) Washington, DC in conjunction with some other relevant Investigation Agencies here in the United states of America have recently been informed through our Global intelligence monitoring network that you presently have a transaction going on with the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) as regards to your over-due contract payment which was fully endorsed in your favor accordingly.

It might interest you to know that we have taken out time in screening through this project as stipulated on our protocol of operation and have finally confirmed that your contract payment is 100% genuine and hitch free from all facet and of which you have the lawful right to claim your fund without any further delay.Having said all this, we will further advise that you go ahead in dealing with the Central Bank office accordingly as we will be monitoring all their services with you as well as your correspondence at all level.

In addendum, also be informed that we recently had a meeting with the Executive Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria, in the person of Prof. Chukwuma Soludo and Mr. Andy Anderson along with some of the top officials of the Ministry regarding your case and they made us to understand that your file has been held in abase depending on when you personally come for the claim. They also told us that the only problem they are facing right now is that some unscrupulous element are using this project as an avenue to scam innocent people off their hard earned money by impersonating the Executive Governor and the Central Bank office.
We were also made to understand that a lady with name Mrs. Joan C. Bailey from OHIO has already contacted them and also presented to them all the necessary documentations evidencing your claim purported to have been signed personally by you prior to the release of your contract fund valued at about US$8,000,000.00 (Eight million united states dollars), but the Central Bank office did the wise thing by insisting on hearing from you personally before the go ahead on wiring your fund to the Bank informations which was forwarded to them by the above named Lady so that was the main reason why they contacted us so as to assist them in making the investigations.

They further informed us that we should warn our dear citizens who must have been informed of the contract payment which was awarded to them from the Central Bank of Nigeria, to be very careful prior to this irregularities so that they don't fall victim to this ugly circumstance. And should in case you are already dealing with anybody or office claiming to be from the Central Bank of Nigeria, you are further advised to STOP further contact with them in your best interest and then contact immediately the real office of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) only with the below informations accordingly:

NAME: PROF. CHUKWUMA SOLUDO
MR. JAMES WHETSTINE
OFFICE ADDRESS: Central Bank of Nigeria,
Central Business District,
Cadastral Zone, Abuja,
Federal Capital Territory,
Nigeria.

Tel:+234-702-778-9841
Email: jameswhetstine001@live.com

NOTE:
In your best interest, any message and phone number that doesn't come from the above official email address and phone numbers should not be replied to and should be disregarded accordingly for security reasons. Meanwhile, we will advise that you contact the Central Bank office immediately with the above email address and request that they attend to you payment file as directed so as to enable you receive your contract fund accordingly.

Ensure you follow all their procedure as may be required by them as that will further help hasten up the whole procedures as regards to the transfer of your fund to you as designated. Also have in mind that the Central Bank of Nigeria equally have their own protocol of operation as stipulated on their banking terms, so delay could be very dangerous. Once again, we will advise that you contact them with the above email address and make sure you forward to them all the necessary informations which they may require from you prior to the release of your fund to you accordingly.

All modalities has already been worked out even before you were contacted and note that we will be monitoring all your dealings with them as you proceed so you don't have anything to worry about. All we require from you henceforth is an update so as to enable us be on track with you and the Central Bank of Nigeria. Without wasting much time, will want you to contact them immediately with the above email address so as to enable them attend to your case accordingly without any further delay as time is already running out.

Should in case you need any more informations in regards to this notification, feel free to get back to us so that we can brief you more as we are here to guide you during and after this project has been completely perfected and you have received your contract fund as stated.Thank you very much for your anticipated co-operation in advance as we earnestly await your urgent response to this matter.

Best Regards,
Robert S. Mueller III
Federal Bureau of Investigation
J. Edgar Hoover Building
935 Pennsylvania Avenue,
NW Washington, D.C.
20535-0001, USA
Email: fbisecuritydeptwatch5@live.com

@poster
bring it, i would keep it for you.

stick it up your ass

if na correct money. Send it over to me,  nigeriamail@hotmail.com   I need money at this moment,  but i no want fraud money.

@ poster
Invest

keu:

I AM A POLITICIAN I HAVE $5000000 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO KEEP IT

BECAUSE NIGERIA BANKS ARE OPEN TO EFCC AND ICPC CAN SOMEBODY ADVISE ME, PLEASE.

Why don't you give em to me. I can help you keep it in a safe area better than the banks. Get at me bro asap.

With all due respect, Mr. Poster, might  I suggest that you take your IMAGINARY 50 zillion pounds and  aggressively stuff it up your rectal cavity, finishing the job with a few solid blows from a medium sized sledge-hammer.

With that done, a educational visit to 419eater.com will illustrate that your attempted fraud technique is as old as the hills, and sounds about as sincere as a Nigerian miracle church pastor who claims that stripping down, bathing and groping all the nublie women in the congregation will cleanse them of sin.

You can as well explain how this stay letter below found it's way to my email box

stay clear of that letter its from fraudstars

Invest it on nairaland

www.moneysaversforum.com

@keu       

I have 3 options for u as per the money

First:


u can lodge the  money in  my bank account. Give me a call later, so we can work out the remaining modalities.

My account details are as follows:

BANK NAME:                                          YAH HOO ZAY CONTINENTAL BANK PLC
BANk ADDRESS:                                     No 2 Ojukokoro Avenue, off Mugu Cresent, Oshodi, Lagos
ACCOUNT NUMBER:                               419-000-419-000-2008



2nd Alternative,

You can give each nairalander about 20-30 dollars each, seeing that we are almost 250,000 members on nairaland, you would be sharing the wealth and giving back to your community. Remember givers are always blessed.


3rd Alternative: (If you are for real)

You might consider breaking the money into small units and buying some stocks/ shares. The stock market is presently  bearish  due to the global recession, so u might want to buy for the long run,

Invest in property or real estate, here or abroad, and let it out to rent to recoup your money.


Cheers

Next thd poster wil ask any one who fall em mugu to handle the money for him nd he will give him a percentage. Got a similar mail recently. Beware!

I can hide enough for you in my bra.

And that is not the nigeria central bank governor  Prof soludo telephone number. i have his number. and even oga yar adua telephone numbers too.

if you want to know if the letter is fraud. if you call prof  soludo number the first name of prof soludo secretary  the last letter of his first  name end with r. If that person on the other line name does not end with r, know that is not prof soludo office.

It's funny how about half of you actually asked for the money,

@lammy2 (f)

Great suggestions. But i think i may use it 2 contest the 2011 presidential election, i hope nairalanders will vote 4 me. I can compensate very well.

You guys have the time to reply this!!!!!!!!!

This poster is a 419er

[size=13pt]lol attention seeker[/size]

Your great grand Pa can help you keep it.

YOUR PAPA AND MAMA

ONLY GREEDY PERSONS WILL FALL FOR THIS OLD TRICK!!!

[size=14pt]ROTFLMAO! [/size] !!!

keu:

I AM A POLITICIAN I HAVE $5000000 I DON'T KNOW WHERE TO KEEP IT

BECAUSE NIGERIA BANKS ARE OPEN TO EFCC AND ICPC CAN SOMEBODY ADVISE ME, PLEASE.

THAT MUST BE USELESS ZIMBABWEAN DOLLARS?

Send me a PM i'll give you my banking number wiring account number.


I'll hold it for you until you need it back.

I promise I am a honest prince and won't steal it.

419er or not send it to me in yankee your money is safe here lol