Muslims are not happy
They’re not happy in Gaza
They're not happy in Egypt
They're not happy in Libya
They're not happy in Morocco
They're not happy in Iran
They're not happy in Iraq
They're not happy in Yemen
They're not happy in Afghanistan
They're not happy in Pakistan
They're not happy in Syria
They're not happy in Lebanon
So, where are they happy?
They're happy in Australia
They're happy in England
They're happy in France
They're happy in Italy
They're happy in Germany
They're happy in Sweden They're happy in the USA & Canada
They're happy in Norway They're happy in almost every country that is not Islamic! And who do they blame? Not Islam... Not their leadership... Not themselves... THEY BLAME THE COUNTRIES THEY ARE HAPPY IN!! And they want to change the countries they're happy in, to be like the countries they came from where they were unhappy. Try to find logic in that ! Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims:
1. If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor... You are a Muslim
2. If you own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes... You are a Muslim
3. If you have more wives than teeth... You are a Muslim
4. If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean... You are a Muslim
5. If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide... You are a Muslim
6. If you can't think of anyone you haven't declared Jihad against... You are a Muslim
7. If you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing... You are a Muslim
8. If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs... You are a Muslim
9. If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four... You are a Muslim
10. If you find this offensive or racist and don't forward it... You are a Muslim!!

Thank God am a Xtian

1. If u say western knowledge is a haram and u make use of internet, Ak47, explsives and other products of western knowledge u are a muslim. 2.If u have to hate, kill, bomb and destroy for ur God u are a muslim. 3.If u can abuse other religion and there doctrine in ur public preaching but take to violence wen anytin negative is said to mohammad or ur doctrine u ar a muslim. 4.If u can burn d bible wit impunity but burn houses wit killing people if ur quoran is mishandled u ar a muslim. 5.If ur religion promise seven virgin in heaven for fighting jihad u ar a muslim. 6.If u need to shed the blood of d infidel to have a place in paradise u ar a muslim.