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Football Vs Sex. by maputohq: 3:12pm On Jul 18, 2014
1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD




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Re: Football Vs Sex. by Tinyemeka(m): 7:30am On Oct 25, 2015
maputohq:


1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE.

2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK.

3. Condom = GOALKEEPER

4. Condom breaks = PENALTY

5. Abortion = RED CARD

6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN

7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL

8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH.

9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK.

10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP

11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH

12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL

13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME.

14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY

15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ

16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN

17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline.

18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR

19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll

20.Ur guy collect ur chick= True pass

21.Having sex with a girl..and your mum open d door= Injury

22.You and your girl break up= Game over

23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD




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24. A 50yr old sugar daddy with his 23yr old aristo. What'll you call that? Chelsea vs West Ham? smiley
Re: Football Vs Sex. by Adesiji77: 7:40am On Oct 25, 2015
Tinyemeka:


LOL.

24. A 50yr old sugar daddy with his 23yr old aristo. What'll you call that? Chelsea vs West Ham? smiley

Chelsea haff suffered! cheesy grin

Cc: lalasticlala
Re: Football Vs Sex. by Tinyemeka(m): 8:34am On Oct 25, 2015
Adesiji77:


Chelsea haff suffered! cheesy grin

Cc: lalasticlala

My brother eh, they have reached rock bottom. And still continued to sink. I don't know if they are now searching for crude oil. smiley
Re: Football Vs Sex. by nduprincekc(m): 8:10pm On Nov 09, 2015
sexin a 8 months pregnant girl iz egual to wat'''?mr footballSex''''''
Re: Football Vs Sex. by maputohq: 10:00am On Nov 11, 2015
nduprincekc:
sexin a 8 months pregnant girl iz egual to wat'''?mr footballSex''''''
Dat one go be rebound. *winks*
Re: Football Vs Sex. by ozy4christ(f): 4:12pm On Nov 11, 2015
hmm just passing
Re: Football Vs Sex. by 5inchdick: 9:28am On Apr 09, 2020
maputohq:
Dat one go be rebound. *winks*
Da fuq!
Re: Football Vs Sex. by nkjjcs: 9:25am On Apr 12, 2020
good teacher

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