Where everyone is an intellectual and a politician.
Where people fear thieves,robbers and Politicians than they fear God.
Where CIVIL ADVOCATORS have brighter future than graduates.
Where sex is free and love is costly.
Where losing a phone is more painful than losing VIRGINITY.
Where weddings are another way of hosting a big party.
Where Bathrooms have become photo STUDIOS...
Where getting a GALAXY OR NOTE phone is greater than achieving a BA or BSC .
Where a school drop-out politician is Ten times richer and more respected than a professor.
Where CHURCHES are turned into hookup spots.
Where lies are turned into realities.
Where ladies fear Pregnancy than HIV response.
Where people go to church with iPad and Sunglasses rather than the Bible.
Where we have highest number of civil society groups due to unemployment.
Where justice is only for the rich.
Where the number of churches and mosques are more than the worshipers.
Where honesty is frowned at and corruption's hailed;
Where the best drivers are determined by how well they drink and drive;
Where everyone is a mechanic, doctor and lawyer;
Where word of mouth is respected than a research paper

Please add to the list!!

Giant my hass

WELCOME TO NIGERIA:

[b]ont mind him he is a gaynaian[\b]