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Boko Haram Opens Up: “give Us 72 Virgins Each On Earth” by FNNEWS: 7:11pm On Jul 29, 2014
The Islamic sect Bokoharam that is responsible for insurgencies in the Northern part of Nigeria has given a controversial condition to stop their atrocities.

In a reply to one of the most fundamental questions about Nigeria in recent times, which is “what exactly does Bokoharam want?” in a bid to end to the indiscriminate loss of lives, One of the prime suspects of the Nyanya Bombing and a key member of bokoharam operations has refuted the believe that Bokoharam will stop bombings, kidnapping and killings if western education was no longer practiced in Nigeria.

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According to him “Bokoharam is not about western education nor is it about Politics and Who rules the country” he went further to state that “If FG wants the sect to stop suicide bombings, then the govt. should officially give each and every member of the sect 72 virgins, here on earth”

FNN investigations and interviews with Bokoharam suspects in police and DSS custody reveals that most of them joined the sect when they approach girls and they are being snubbed by girls who say they can’t do anything with a roadside aboki. This frustration make them to go in search of their 72virgins in paradise, since they can’t even get one or two here.

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When quizzed about the over 200 chibok girls kidnapped, he said he wasn’t allowed to comment on those girls but assured they were fine because the several members of Bokoharam cannot decide on which three should have the 72 each, But warned that the Government should act fast on securing their release.

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Re: Boko Haram Opens Up: “give Us 72 Virgins Each On Earth” by eunisam: 7:24pm On Jul 29, 2014
This is funny! Always asking for the imposibl.

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Re: Boko Haram Opens Up: “give Us 72 Virgins Each On Earth” by Nobody: 7:29pm On Jul 29, 2014
Only Allah can give them that in paradise
Re: Boko Haram Opens Up: “give Us 72 Virgins Each On Earth” by Sparrow13: 7:44pm On Jul 29, 2014
News like this will help to relieve us, of the daily bad news in Nigeria.
*72 VARGINS ? shocked BH THINGS ON MY MIND lipsrsealed *
Re: Boko Haram Opens Up: “give Us 72 Virgins Each On Earth” by Caseless: 7:53pm On Jul 29, 2014
There is no where that's stated that a muslim can have 72 wives(vi'rgins at that) in this world. When they came out to say, Allah ordered them to sell each of the girl at $7, a whole hudba(friday sermon) was dedicated to criticize boko haram, condem their idealogy and tag them as evil and anti-islam. Nobody took notice of that.
The earlier nigerians dissociate islam/muslims and apc from this devil's advocates, the better for all of us.
I dey very sure say none of them will make it to paradise, let alone, having 72 virgins. They're hell-fire bound!

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Re: Boko Haram Opens Up: “give Us 72 Virgins Each On Earth” by flexing11(m): 8:07pm On Jul 29, 2014
let them wait till enternity for the 72virgin,bunch of wasted elements!
Re: Boko Haram Opens Up: “give Us 72 Virgins Each On Earth” by Guykhena(m): 8:18pm On Jul 29, 2014
FakeNaijaNews at it again
Re: Boko Haram Opens Up: “give Us 72 Virgins Each On Earth” by tevinsolt: 8:29pm On Jul 29, 2014
Tell 'em there's shortage of virgins, we've been having low supply now of late. And tell 'em yarima and his partners in crime don finish virgins for earth, so no more virgins in heaven.

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