REPORT THE EFFECT OF "EBOLA" IN UR
AREA.
IN MY AREA
* Girls no longer hug their guys, the
highest they give nowadays is 45`
instead of the normal 360`.
* Guys are now afraid to shake their
fellow guys instead they throw way
salutes like soldiers.(Na their fault?)
* People now wear long sleave
sweaters, headcovers, and trousers
while entering buses and taxi no
matter how hot the weather is.. (See
as Naija take turn Europe o)..
* Neighbours, even family members
become suspects at the slightest sign
of illness..(the one wey nearly make
my neighbour go call health officers
for me because say I sneeze 2 times
today).
* The aboki that sells suya beside our
house dey chop Him suya himself
these days because even the suya is
a suspect (Who wan die?)
*my guy go hospital come dey complain say body dey do am somehow an he want to do Ebola test..Doctor live am run away from d hospital
*Nigeria Police don't arrest People by
Themselves anymore, if You commit
any Crime just do the arresting by
Yourself.(Just Handcuff yourself come
station, use ur hand by urself enter
Cell)
* My friend is no longer dating our
Neighbor's Daughter called BOLA