Remember guys, when it comes to females It's not about what they say rather It's about what they don't tell you. Here are some of them 'slick' lies that my poor ears have suffered in the hands of my numerous lady pals . . .

I'm only doing this to pay for my school fees!!!
"I'll be ready in a minute" = I'll be ready in 15 to 20 minutes
I'm on my period
lol yes I 'came'
My phone batteries were dead
I am over him
He is just a friend
It is not about it's 'size' it is about "how you use" it . . . wtf ever
Baby Trust me, I'm 18
You're the biggest I've ever had . . . Lol!
it's your baby . . . Really?
I have no money
Go ahead and go . . . I'll be fine at home. Alone
Oh that was soooooo good!
We are just friends!
I always swallow/ I love s**king d**k
Yes baby do it inside, I'm on birth control, nothing will happen
I usually don't do this but you are very special . . .
I'm not jealous
I will rather leave you than cheat on you sweetie . . . Touching
I'm not hungry
"I've never watched porn."
I won't get angry, if you only just tell me the truth . . .
Don't worry, I'll bring back your change
I'm good at driving . . .
I'm a virgin
(During the stuff) Ohhh AHHHH oohhh my gahhh!!!
I don't have sex on the first date.
Not tonight baby, I have a headache

And for my best . . .

One of the lies women tell the most . . : i'm ugly . . .

The fact is : Every woman is beautiful


Ladies, confess in the comments. Guys, tell us the ones you have caught on to... Go ahead, I don't care. Have fun.

The worst lie: I have a boyfriend. All of them dey always get boyfriend. Bloody liars.

Tymax: The worst lie: I have a boyfriend. All of them dey always get boyfriend. Bloody liars.

if we say we no get now
u go say we dey lie

ok o
me ayam singles and searches ooo

Tymax: The worst lie: I have a boyfriend. All of them dey always get boyfriend. Bloody liars.

na wa for you...

Dyt:

if we say we no get now
u go say we dey lie

ok o
me ayam singles and searches ooo

if dem bombard ur email....

amokeze: na wa for you...

I see

Tymax:
if dem bombard ur email....

pls let them o
rich men pls

No more seks. I want to be faithful to my bf from now on...... Liar of life. Mayb I didn't do it well dats why

When you see a pic of deir sugar daddy on her phone.....she will say **** baby, have you forgotten my uncle that resides in London***

2:..... This is common among the olosho babes.. On a first date, baby pls I need a new accommodation and I just need 10k to balance it up. Can you help me out?

3...... Baby you won't bliv what happen to me today..
Guy...what honey.
Baby a guy was trying to have fun with me. He pushed me and I push him back. Then we started struggling. Its a big lie that guy don chop her.

Guys be wise.....

When you see a pic of deir sugar daddy on her phone.....she will say **** baby, have you forgotten my uncle that resides in London***

2:..... This is common among the olosho babes.. On a first date, baby pls I need a new accommodation and I just need 10k to balance it up. Can you help me out?

3...... Baby you won't bliv what happen to me today..
Guy...what honey.
Baby a guy was trying to have fun with me. He pushed me and I push him back. Then we started struggling. Its a big lie the guy don chop her.

Guys be wise.....

Girls will tell u I only have one Ex.

" It is not about the size, it is about how you use it ".

I just heard that one from one of my married Ex gf this year.. trying to toast me again. Taaa..

This poster, you get experience pass me oo..

GovWahala: Girls will tell u I only have one Ex.

Very true.

I have heard that twice before...

Another one, " We broke up last year ". She just dey tell me say she is available...

I missed my period, so I borrowed money from my friend to flush it out. I don't want to distract u from reading for ur exams that's why I didn't tell u. . Pure Lie!

What about calling her and she busyz ur calls only to later send u a text msg dat she went for sister's prayer meeting

Dyt:

if we say we no get now
u go say we dey lie

ok o
me ayam singles and searches ooo

ehnehn... me am singly &ready to mingly! Ngwanu

Every girl has a boyfriend. That is how delusional they can be when they want to play hard-to-get.
What makes a lady thinks that I will run after her b/c she told me that she already has a boyfriend. In fact, that impression alone will make the guy lose interest in you.

PheezyLee:

ehnehn... me am singly &ready to mingly! Ngwanu

Omo igbo
U get money?

okparaugo: " It is not about the size, it is about how you use it ".

I just heard that one from one of my married Ex gf this year.. trying to toast me again. Taaa..

This poster, you get experience pass me oo..

Logically, she was trying to console you 'cos you're small.

Na joke I dey o

dytbabe:

Omo igbo
U get money?

gbagbe! omo yoruba ni mi ooo

PheezyLee:

gbagbe! omo yoruba ni mi ooo

Rotfl
So u dey form before
Odi ego
Na igbo I dey find
Scram biko

dytbabe:

Rotfl
So u dey form before
Odi ego
Na igbo I dey find
Scram biko

Nna mehn.... Ahuru n gi naya ooo eziokwu! immara ma

PheezyLee:
Nna mehn.... Ahuru n gi naya ooo eziokwu! immara ma

English
*rolls eyes*

lokito:

Logically, she was trying to console you 'cos you're small.

Na joke I dey o

I dey laugh you...

In Chinese...

Wait oh, are you a lady ?

That makes it.much easier...

Dyt:

pls let them o
rich men pls

You sabi beta thing jare..

dytbabe:

English
*rolls eyes*

now u want an english man? dtz what i am! *dancing*

*rolls eyes* HERE WE GO AGAIN

nawa o

How do you know they are lying?