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Dilemma Of A Church Goer by project774: 11:06am On Aug 07, 2014
You start a three day praying and fasting. On the last day,you receive an alert from your bank: your account has been credited with N900 million. You are so happy, so you go to church to give a testimony. After telling the congregation what the Lord has done for you, your pastor takes the microphone. "Thank you for the testimony,Brother," he says."We've been looking for the owner of the account the church mistakenly paid last Sunday's collections into. Now that we know it's yours, please, kindly return the money to the church..."If you were to be the person (church member),what would you do?

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