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Laff Mattazz by bydot1(m): 3:24am On Oct 18, 2008 |
MAN AND HIS WIFE A woman's husband had been slipping in and out of a coma for several months, yet she stayed by his bedside every single day. When he woke up, he ask her to come nearer. As she sat by him, he said, "You know what? You have been with me all through the bad times. When I got fired, you were there to support me. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started failing, you were still by my side, You know what?" "What dear?" She asked gently. He said, "I think you bring me bad luck." |
Re: Laff Mattazz by bydot1(m): 3:33am On Oct 18, 2008 |
SILENT TREATMENT A man and his wife were having some problems at home and were giving each other the silent treatment. The next week, the man realized that he would need his wife to wake him at 6:00 AM for an early morning business flight to Abuja. Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (AND LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper, "Please wake me at 6:00 AM. The next morning the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and that he had missed his flight. Angry, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't woken him when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed. The paper read, "It is 6:00 AM. Wake Up." |
Re: Laff Mattazz by Gabry(f): 5:53am On Oct 18, 2008 |
Re: Laff Mattazz by bydot1(m): 5:43pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Re: Laff Mattazz by bydot1(m): 9:15pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Gabry, what that suppose to mean |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 9:22pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Don't worry the joke are "cool". . . . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 9:28pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
i beg to differ |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 9:30pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
That's alright ery1 is entitled to their "opinion". . . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
i dey complain? |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 9:32pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 9:33pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
why are ya looking confused? |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 9:36pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Emmmm. . . . . u need to relax. . . . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 9:40pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
are u tired already, ? well, i stil wanna go more rounds |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 9:41pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Roflmaosh. . . . . .u r too funny, can't stop laffin' |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 9:43pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
laugh. but make sure u don fart. plus, remember we're having a deal |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 9:44pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
U killing me boi, . . . , . .what deal. , . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 9:49pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
boi huh i need to go more rounds please babe, are u gonna let me? |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 9:51pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
More rounds ke?. . . . . . , don't kill me jare. . . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 9:53pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
dont worry i know how to handle it so that i no go kill you, u are sweet, yummy care for a chocolate before we get it started? |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 9:55pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Studio, . . . . hummmmmm. . . . .I'm cookin' if u let me burn the food enh. . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 9:57pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
studio is irresistible u know |
Re: Laff Mattazz by bydot1(m): 10:02pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
@toyosi, thanks for the comment early on |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 10:03pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
studio43: I seeeeeee?. . . . . , And also has a good sense of humor,. . . . but not good enough. . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 10:04pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
u made it look that way |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 10:06pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
@ B dot, U are welcome, keep posting ur jokes jare, I'm ur "fan". . . . . . @ Studio, What. . . . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 10:07pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
who go dey work for you make u dey chop? |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 10:11pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Na u naw?. . . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 10:13pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
and wetin u go give me back in return? |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 10:21pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
Nada. . . . . , u reward is in heaven bro. . . . . . |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 10:26pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
u are my reward from heaven. how about that? |
Re: Laff Mattazz by TOYOSI20(f): 10:33pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
. . . .i think not |
Re: Laff Mattazz by studio43(m): 10:36pm On Oct 18, 2008 |
u go smell am when e don dey burn for real |
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