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The Baby's Name by Baxilexi(m): 7:24am On Oct 18, 2008
A young woman asked her mom one day, "how do I keep guys off me?" and her mom replied "ask him what the baby's name will be". So the next day she goes to a party and asks guys who are hitting on her, "what will the baby's name be?" This gets rid of them in a hurry. Then one guy dances with her and she asks, "what will the baby's name be?" So he takes her upstairs and when they're done she asks again, "what will the baby's name be?" He then removes his condom, ties it at the top and says, "if the baby gets out of this, call him Houdini"
Re: The Baby's Name by Gabry(f): 7:26am On Oct 18, 2008
Na waaa ohhh. . . . grin
Re: The Baby's Name by Baxilexi(m): 7:57am On Oct 20, 2008
yeah yeah, shit happens grin
Re: The Baby's Name by Scopium: 10:46am On Oct 20, 2008
[size=13pt]Nice one[/size]
Re: The Baby's Name by Nautillus(m): 11:43am On Oct 20, 2008
lol. . . .very nice . . .if the mother doesn't like Houdini . . .she can try David Blaine Or Copperfield grin grin grin
Re: The Baby's Name by rezzy: 11:48am On Oct 20, 2008
funny lol
Re: The Baby's Name by romsky: 12:01pm On Oct 20, 2008
kul
Re: The Baby's Name by tytylayor: 12:11pm On Oct 20, 2008
Baxilexi:

"if the baby gets out of this, call him Scopium"

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