To my wife, I leave my lover, and the knowledge that I wasn't the fool she thought I was. To my son, I leave the pleasure of earning a living. For thirty-five years he thought the pleasure was mine. He was mistaken.
To my daughter I believe I leave $100,000 . she will need it. The only good piece of business her husband ever did was to marry her.
To my valet I leave the clothes he has been stealing from me for the past ten years. Also the fur that he wore last winter at Palm beach.
To my chauffeur I leave my cars. He almost ruined them and I want him him to have the satisaction of finishing his job.
And lastly, to my partner , I leave the suggestion that he take some other man in with him if he expects to do any business