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Re: The Lying Game.. by priscaoge(f): 11:30pm On Aug 20, 2014
Abatemtem: nd I tink u like ur shawarma served in a bottle
Exactly grin
Re: The Lying Game.. by fidzy(m): 11:33pm On Aug 20, 2014
Just wanted to make a quick comment before I dash bill gates this laptop.

Pardon me for booking the space

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Olamilekan08(m): 11:34pm On Aug 20, 2014
In the whole of this world, there are only 2 food i've not tasted or eaten which is rice, and garri!

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Nobody: 11:36pm On Aug 20, 2014
tunshe: Nigeria is a useless country and babymama babyosisi is on queue to buy stock fish and garri ijebu from Nigeria. grin

You love me
You want to be my toyboy
Just admit it,you are obsessed and you can't help it
You are dying for me to be your sugarmummy
You want to come into my warm embrace so I can spoil you rotten
I log in and see all the mentions from you on threads I never peeped into

Kilode?

Are you looking for a cougar to show you sweet love?
Come here tunshe
I am ready for you now honey bun
Come here boy
I hope you have what it takes
Baby mama calleth wink wink

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Omomehn: 11:36pm On Aug 20, 2014
i have no idea what lying means.

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(f): 11:38pm On Aug 20, 2014
rattlesnake: kids
papa

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Lovine: 11:38pm On Aug 20, 2014
Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(f): 11:40pm On Aug 20, 2014
Joeself1: spazon and I just wedded
Re: The Lying Game.. by eunisam: 11:41pm On Aug 20, 2014
All liars will go to hell
Re: The Lying Game.. by ddooskie(m): 11:42pm On Aug 20, 2014
This Local Government Chairman is stingy oh... he "removes" the road he tarred anytime he is not around and lays it again when he comes back just because they didn't vote for him in his ward. cry

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(f): 11:48pm On Aug 20, 2014
Superstar007: Spaxon is crushing on me cool
big lie
Re: The Lying Game.. by colormebad(m): 11:48pm On Aug 20, 2014
waoh! How thing changes, I remember when Obama was my house boy! grin

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Re: The Lying Game.. by write2obi(m): 11:49pm On Aug 20, 2014
Op i don't have time for your childish game tongue




#just got off the phone with AY he was just begging me to accept a role in his movie"30 days in Atlanta 2"

Op do you think i should accept?

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(f): 11:51pm On Aug 20, 2014
icelord: I wan buy boyfriend form, how much is it?
Re: The Lying Game.. by Baddestguyp(m): 11:51pm On Aug 20, 2014
Spaxon: datz a very good lie... Kip it up
but I'm not lying

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Spaxon(f): 11:52pm On Aug 20, 2014
hawksford: C has pple just dey admire op(spaxon)



*Go checks spaxon dp*

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Re: The Lying Game.. by clerkent(m): 11:58pm On Aug 20, 2014
If manu have sign chigozie agbim.uefa would have given them 1 champ league trophy for free.

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Re: The Lying Game.. by DONSIA(m): 12:04am On Aug 21, 2014
K
Re: The Lying Game.. by Sunshinelady(f): 12:12am On Aug 21, 2014
holyboss: The Op is so damm beautiful. Infact she is the most beautiful gal av seen on NL kiss

















#remember we r talking about lies tongue tongue tongue
. Lwkm, gud one

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Aksonman: 12:15am On Aug 21, 2014
Uti Nwachukwu is a straight womanizer!
Re: The Lying Game.. by luvly101: 12:24am On Aug 21, 2014
Bill Gates is my Father's Mother Grandson cool

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Re: The Lying Game.. by Bryancrox(m): 12:31am On Aug 21, 2014
[b][/b] Patience Jonathan was Wole Soyinka former Course rep. Beyonce use 2 be my side chick.
Re: The Lying Game.. by UgbebuI(m): 12:32am On Aug 21, 2014
I wrote d national anthem.
Re: The Lying Game.. by ifyezeli(m): 12:45am On Aug 21, 2014
Didn't have to log in,jus 2 look at op
Re: The Lying Game.. by sugaarbear(m): 12:49am On Aug 21, 2014
i sudnt be here cus i hate liers........imagine i wrote the song "caro" for wizkid and he hasnt even paid me .....
Re: The Lying Game.. by Abatemtem(m): 12:53am On Aug 21, 2014
Olamilekan08:
This lie can get u an award, i'm giving you one personally.
lol...dese ones r notin compared to dos I told my dad when I was young.
Re: The Lying Game.. by room089: 1:01am On Aug 21, 2014
You can use Raid insectiside to kill Ebola virus
Re: The Lying Game.. by yinkarh187(m): 1:03am On Aug 21, 2014
MzPreshie: Justin Bieber actually gave me a ride to work this morning, and now, I got dinner invites from Chris Brown and Christino Ronaldo. Don't even know who to go with, anybody with useful advice here?
inshort dose r d names of all ur crushes
Re: The Lying Game.. by SirElaw(m): 1:15am On Aug 21, 2014
angry
Spaxon: 100 days dry fasting
You prolly I'll chicken out right? Well you are wrong. Start the count grin
Re: The Lying Game.. by macsika: 1:18am On Aug 21, 2014
For the guys
I'll love you and you alone.

For the girls
I'm a virgin
Re: The Lying Game.. by fretfingers: 1:37am On Aug 21, 2014
Abatemtem: NAME: David Damilare

NICKNAME : Davies

HOBBIES: Collecting Teeth from live lions, catching bullets with bare hands, jogging up and down mountain everest.

MY RECORDS: Fought with a dinosaur and broke its neck, skinned a crocodile alive, held breathe under water for 2months, 3weeks, 6hours,5mins and 45seconds....
Travelled round the world in a Day

GREATEST ACHIEVEMENTS: Went to heaven to charge my phone, fluent in 10,598 languages, first male to land on the sun

SILLIEST THING I'VE DONE: swimming in a Tsunami

MOST EMBARRASING MOMENT: Couldn't kill 100 bears with a single punch though 99 died instantly and the last one is now a slowpoke

PROUDEST MOMENT: When a black mamba died after biting me.

SOMETHING ABOUT ME: I really don't like bragging.....


This is the funniest piece I have read so far...
Re: The Lying Game.. by fretfingers: 1:39am On Aug 21, 2014
First to comment + am on front page...

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