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A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by teemy(m): 5:09pm On Aug 21, 2014
I have a method I got online called 'carry the candle' and it has to do with how you have sex and it is just a simple method that makes use of gravity.

We all know the semen passes through the cervix (vagina to uterus passage) and then to the egg in the ovaries before fertilization takes place but if the passage of semen is not smooth, this process could be hindered especially if the woman has a tighened cervic. Atimes women that fall into this category would complain more if the penis hits the cervix wall during intercourse.

Biology Class
http://www.webmd.com/infertility-and-reproduction/guide/sperm-and-semen-faq?page=2
Amount and thickness of semen: The typical ejaculate is 2-6 milliliters (mL) of semen, or around a 1/2 teaspoon to 1 teaspoon. Less semen than that may not contain enough sperm to achieve a pregnancy. More semen than that could dilute the concentration of sperm. Semen should be thick to start with and become thinner 10 to 15 minutes after ejaculation. Semen that stays thick may make it difficult for sperm to move.

On Inverted Uteruses
http://americanpregnancy.org/womenshealth/tippeduterus.html

The Method
This is how it goes, while having sex, get a pillow and but it under your bum and stay that way for like 10 mins after he cums so that there would be a guaranteed passage through the cervix to the ovaries 'and stay in' by the time the sperm 'disolves'. At the point of ejaculating, men have a desire to keep on thrusting but in this case he has to hold himself at this point and when he is about to come, get his penis as much as possible at the vagina end touching the cervix as much as possible and cums in that position so it is just as if giving the semen only one way to escape (in the slanted position) and not stay in the vagina but moves through the cervix to the ovaries.

Some women have inverted uteruses so, this should be done in in reverse: front on the bed and pillow at the base of stomach and every other step remains the same.

Personally, I discovered my wife would not take in without this method. So now we have a BBB and no need for secondary contraception grin Looking forward to hearing your testimony.

I hope this info makes more women happy mothers soon. Cheers.

Wishing you well - Teemy

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Re: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by createmag(f): 5:30pm On Aug 21, 2014
This explaination is detailed so na the candle carriage be this ok
What about incase of a tight cervix and does sperm dissolve?
Re: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by teemy(m): 5:34pm On Aug 21, 2014
createmag: This explaination is detailed so na the candle carriage be this ok
What about incase of a tight cervix and does sperm dissolve?

The method actually caters for those with tight cervices so that by the 10-15 mins time the sperm 'disolves' and the woman is in that slanted position, it can now flow jejely through the cervix straight into the uterus unlike when the thick sperm would not be allowed in when he cums, everyone gets up and go clean up instantly.
Re: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by darlenee: 10:59am On Aug 22, 2014
Nice one @teemy
Re: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by teemy(m): 12:56pm On Aug 22, 2014
darlenee: Nice one @teemy
Thanks dear.
Re: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by cathyibok(f): 3:43pm On Aug 22, 2014
Thanks for d info. But I have a question ooo. I don't understand the part of holding his joystick and putting it in d womanliness... Seriously I don't understand that part. Throw more light. Saanu!
Re: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by teemy(m): 5:47pm On Aug 22, 2014
cathyibok: Thanks for d info. But I have a question ooo. I don't understand the part of holding his joystick and putting it in d womanliness ... Seriously I don't understand that part. Throw more light. Saanu!

Lol. Male and female sex organs respectively. Nairaland form of censorship by replacing words. grin
Re: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by cathyibok(f): 11:39am On Aug 23, 2014
Lol. I know wat joystick and womanliness is. Wat I meant was the part wen he s about to come. Do I have to remove d joystick? Cuz this SamE joystick is ryt inside d womanliness. Thanks
Re: A Simply Applied Method To Getting Pregnant - Worked For Me by teemy(m): 8:54am On Oct 04, 2014
cathyibok: Lol. I know wat joystick and womanliness is. Wat I meant was the part wen he s about to come. Do I have to remove d joystick? Cuz this SamE joystick is ryt inside d womanliness. Thanks

Mainly there are two main movements: the forward thrust and the backward thrust. The forward thrust ends in hitting the cervix wall while the backward thrust is the reverse. My reference to holding it is to keep still at the end of the forward thrust so that semen is deposited as close as possible to the cervix.

Hope this helps. Cheers

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