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Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by ckc(m): 2:47pm On Oct 24, 2008
Late at nite ur phone rings,and wakes up u and ur girlfriend.The caller happens to be a girl u r secretly dating and she wants u say I LUV U to her.Ur girlfriend is listening.Wht would u do
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Nautillus(m): 2:59pm On Oct 24, 2008
lol . . . .caught in the act . . .good 4 you.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by yimiton(f): 3:03pm On Oct 24, 2008
Bad boys don't get caught!
In as much as being a bad boy is not so cool, smart bad boys will naturally switch off their phones with some flimsy excuse before going to bed.

But in this kind of situation, simply form sleepy voice, cut the phone, and go back to sleep. Since she's not the real chic, that shouldn't be too hard to handle. The problem is if the tables were turned and the real chic had called, then, you'll be in a big pot of very hot and sour soup.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Godalone(m): 3:12pm On Oct 24, 2008
Very easy to handle.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by nalijah07(f): 3:17pm On Oct 24, 2008
hmnnn, interesting.

@yimiton - How WOULD you handle it if the real chic had called instead?

@Godalone - Please expand on your statement.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by yimiton(f): 3:21pm On Oct 24, 2008
nalijah07:

@yimiton - How WOULD you handle it if the real chic had called instead?

Sounds like someone is planning on double dating and looking for full proof ways of doing it undecided embarassed
Stay away from trouble buddy, it never pays. you simply destroy your relationship at the long run.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Okanran(m): 3:31pm On Oct 24, 2008
Topic not applicable 2 moi! tongue I switch off ma phone by 10 pm prompt! tongue
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by tboy1(m): 3:31pm On Oct 24, 2008
@ Poster
change ur phone to a nokia phone and always keep it on vibrate
when you're bout to sleep, make sure ur phone is charging - this way you and your partner will not ere anything and the phone will not vibrate

Note:
If your girl mistakenly sees ur phone light blinking without ringing or vibrating, you're in soup wink
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by marydre: 4:29pm On Oct 24, 2008
simply say d word i love u so ur girl can see aw terrible u r nd kick ur ass off
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Tonyet1(m): 4:39pm On Oct 24, 2008
it has happened to me b4, listen to what i did:

phone rings

caller: hi tony, wats up

me: [sleepy] who am i speaking with

caller: tony its me, sandra

me: who is sandra, dis a wrong number, could be a call divert (folks remember at this point to change the tone of your voice)

my girl on the bed: love who is that?

me: maybe you could speak with her, go on

my girl on the bed: hello

caller: ABSOULTE SILENCE

then later my caller girl : sorry this must be a wrong number

my girl on the bed: mshwwwwwwww, honey lets go to sleep abeg jo, all this midnite prostitutes that wont sleep, she must have been caught waiting in a hotel or somewhere now, nonsense

me: yeah nonsense





now the lesson there is that: YOU LEAVE THEM TO SORT THINGS OUT ON THEIR OWN, WHILE YOU LIE LOW THINKING ON HOW TO GENERATE A LIE TO YOUR MIDNITE CALLER

remember to delete her number from your call log, so that when she[midnite caller] asks the day after you simply tell her you did not receive any call last nite, show her the phone if need be, REMEMBER A TRUE PLAYER LIVES 9 TIMES JUST TO DIE ONCE"


love ya, wink
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Aiyetunje: 4:54pm On Oct 24, 2008
U tell her what she wants to hear!

Nothin go happen!

PS - u r on your own o!
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by OBVIOUS(m): 5:42pm On Oct 24, 2008
LMAO at tonye-t's response, L O L. grin grin grin
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by OBVIOUS(m): 5:49pm On Oct 24, 2008
girl call rings
you pick up and say "hello, hello,"
girl says : "hi boo, its me"
you say: "hellooo, hello, Sorry, I can't hear you!! I have bad connection!!" say this as many times as possible
To girlfriend on the bed say: "my dear, I'm sorry, I no fit hear weting this boy dey talk"
back to the caller "hello"
"hey, my phone batteries are almost dead"
girl on the phone says: "honey, I just called to say i love you"
"huh" "heello"
"look I'll call you back later and hang up"
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by foye57(m): 6:08pm On Oct 24, 2008
tonye-t:

it has happened to me before, listen to what i did:

phone rings

caller: hi tony, wats up

me: [sleepy] who am i speaking with

caller: tony its me, sandra

me: who is sandra, this a wrong number, could be a call divert (folks remember at this point to change the tone of your voice)

my girl on the bed: love who is that?

me: maybe you could speak with her, go on

my girl on the bed: hello

caller: ABSOULTE SILENCE

then later my caller girl : sorry this must be a wrong number

my girl on the bed: mshwwwwwwww, honey lets go to sleep abeg jo, all this midnite prostitutes that wont sleep, she must have been caught waiting in a hotel or somewhere now, nonsense

me: yeah nonsense





now the lesson there is that: YOU LEAVE THEM TO SORT THINGS OUT ON THEIR OWN, WHILE YOU LIE LOW THINKING ON HOW TO GENERATE A LIE TO YOUR MIDNITE CALLER

remember to delete her number from your call log, so that when she[midnite caller] asks the day after you simply tell her you did not receive any call last night, show her the phone if need be, REMEMBER A TRUE PLAYER LIVES 9 TIMES JUST TO DIE ONCE"


love ya, wink

bad guy!
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Infoseye(m): 1:30pm On Oct 25, 2008
@poster wrong number simple!
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by danielle1: 2:14pm On Oct 25, 2008
Ders something like call barring make use of it b4 u go 2 bed.
wink
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by omo99(f): 8:50am On Oct 26, 2008
Why would you have a girlfriend and also get a girl on the side make up your mind and stick to one person. you are considered cheating on your girlfriend and I dont think you would want her to do the same to you. you guys need to change your acts, NOT THE BEST.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by sexyLeamon(f): 9:02am On Oct 26, 2008
@poster put the phone on speaker
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by iceland(m): 9:40am On Oct 26, 2008
omo99:

Why would you have a girlfriend and also get a girl on the side make up your mind and stick to one person. you are considered cheating on your girlfriend and I don't think you would want her to do the same to you. you guys need to change your acts, NOT THE BEST.
preach Preacher! grin
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by omo99(f): 9:48am On Oct 26, 2008
lol @ iceland, I mean am just saying the truth. am not going to come on here to try and sugar coat things.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by iceland(m): 9:59am On Oct 26, 2008
omo99:

lol @ iceland, I mean am just saying the truth. am not going to come on here to try and sugar coat things.
Honestly,you said the truth.Nothing like it. wink
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by 190: 9:37pm On Oct 26, 2008
heres this idea,
me, hello
girl friend 2, hi honey how are u
me, hello, helllo, hellllloooo
me, goooosh this mtn/glo network are terrible these days
girlfriend 2, i am hearing u honey arent u hearin me.
me, please call me back i dont know what u are sayin
then u hang up
main girlfriend, please honey who was dat
me, just a crase person who mistaken stumbled upon a missin fone
and dialed my # askin 2 speak 2 the president,
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Nobody: 9:40pm On Oct 26, 2008
aww, this is terrible embarassed cheesy
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by sillyboy(m): 2:55am On Oct 27, 2008
@ Poster.

Simply tell her you love her back too.

Must your girl friend think you sleep with every woman you say you love?

You simply tell the lady on your bed it was your kid or big sister. Simple, that way everybody is happy
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Nobody: 9:28am On Oct 27, 2008
Late at night ur phone rings,and wakes up u and ur girlfriend.The caller happens to be a girl u r secretly dating and she wants u say I love U to her.Ur girlfriend is listening.Wht would u do

LOL!!!

Its simple really. Cut it off and switch turn off yoru phone. Then call her the next day and tell her your battery ran down cheesy
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by plappville(f): 11:44am On Oct 27, 2008
omo99:

Why would you have a girlfriend and also get a girl on the side make up your mind and stick to one person. you are considered cheating on your girlfriend and I don't think you would want her to do the same to you. you guys need to change your acts, NOT THE BEST.

You wrote my mind, it seems most Nigeria boys have this cheating habit, what will u gain in wasting the time of theĀ  second girl that is not ur real chic? why having a farm and a garden at thesame time

I don't see any sence in calling one real chic when both are eating u and each feels she owns u.

Abeg make una wake up from this farm and garden life style it's not matured enough.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by JazzyJ(f): 5:08am On Oct 28, 2008
i HATE guys like dis

sorry poster
dun have respect fr u
respect a girl first to gain respect angry
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by olaremint(m): 7:31am On Oct 28, 2008
my boy,what goes around comes around,your girl will do it to you too and you will feel like dying.
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by richo(m): 7:59am On Oct 28, 2008
all this kind shit is easy for richo to handlle!!!

i will simply say i love u too ma!!!

then if the girl on the bed ask's i'd say its a loved one (my relative)
and when next i meet the caller and she asks why i was calling her ma, i'd tell her its because she is the boss cool cool
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Tonyet1(m): 11:49am On Oct 28, 2008
@everyone,

yeah yeah, midnite girl calls me while am on bed with my chic,


[size=25pt]KI NI BIG DEAL![/size]


there are million fishes in the ocean while fighting hard to keep one
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by plappville(f): 12:13pm On Oct 28, 2008
tonye-t:

@everyone,

yeah yeah, midnite girl calls me while am on bed with my chic,


[size=25pt]KI NI BIG DEAL![/size]


there are million fishes in the ocean while fighting hard to keep one


All the male are just giving him their best advice, birds of same feather flocks together, does it means 80 per of Nigeria guys are doing this so the virus of having plenty wifes still circle them hummm!!!!
Re: Sleeping With Ur Girl At Nite And Ur Fone Rings: by Tonyet1(m): 3:38pm On Oct 28, 2008


, does it means [b]80 per of Nigeria guys are doing this !!!![/b]

sister plappville, don't you think that 80% of Guys do it because 80% of girls are just too curious to know everything about their guy, "CURIOSITY THEY SAY KILLED THE CAT" grin grin

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