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MY Girl Friend Just Left M by marcyemi(m): 3:15am On Sep 10, 2014
My girlfriend told me it's over between us, I thought about it and decided that life without her is meaningless, so I
decided to kill myself.
I drank Lacasera wit Suya but nothing
happened, I proceeded to another level of poisonous concoction, so I prepared Turkey and Gizzard with strawberry juice and lot of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing.
I ate cake,chocolate mixed wit ice cream, still I didn't die.
I'm so confused and tired right now because I just finished eating fried rice wit Maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing happened.
What should I do to kill myself?
I need advice, please!!!...
Re: MY Girl Friend Just Left M by Funniez: 4:26am On Sep 10, 2014
Just go dance alanta 4 Lagos-Badagry express way 4 atleast 5 minutes, d rest wil be history

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