NOLLYWOOD MOVIE 1
(melodic strings play in background)
JERRY - Baby its not like that.
BABY - Jerry how could you do this to me?
JERRY - Baby I was tempted to touch. She was too fine.
BABY - But I saw two of kissing

***************BABY SLAPS JERRY**********************
(intense melodic strings play in background)

JERRY - WHAAATTT!!! You slapped me.
***************JERRY SLAPS BABY**********************

BABY - How could you. Get Out.

NOLLYWOOD MOVIE 2
OLD MAN - R U talking to me?
MAN - Yes. I am talking to you.
OLD MAN - R U talking to me?
MAN - Yes. I am talking to you.
OLD MAN - R U talking to me?
MAN - Yes. I am talking to you.
OLD MAN - R U talking to me?
MAN - Yes. I am talking to you.

He he he he he. . . . .       . . . . he he he he he he

   Seriously,i don't even kno why i am laughin  ^{guess yr joke is a dry joke in itself} 


   Buahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhahahahaha. . . . ^{honey u try joo}

disease,
even though i dnt really like you
but i think i liked this joke

Haha.

laugh like a lady, girl

not a bad attempt
but joke dry nd quite boring

Disease, I did not know this Nollywood scripts is more boring than those in Bollywood.

Like in Bollywood, the couple go running running, rolling rolling, spinning spinning and hopping hopping around the Mountains of India and at the park of India and the Beaches of Indiaand suddenly out of nowhere in 2 secs,


TA DAAA!



They ended up in ENGLAND!

@disease

cherish wat u av

nah. . . Maybe he wants the Nollywood peeps to go rolling around the mountain and click theirself to Scotland like da peeps in Bollywood than he will be happy sha

Dont ask 'bout what nollywood would do 4 u. . . Ask what u'll do 4 nollywood. . .

U can start by breakin'/vanda.fill in the . . . . Their property. . . . . A very good start. .

Nollywood,bollywood,kollywood,zollywood

everythin na olly and wood .

lol actually this is hilarious.

poster that was splendid

*watch out for part three*

na u wan produce am

Am sure when Clemcy go produce em, it will surely get banned in the country cause too much blablabla goin around. . .

who gave u dat info?

Very soon nollywood will become nollyplank.
Na so so pako films wey dem dey do.

Or NollyPoo

nollywood remains wat it is.
no bullshit

It is already been bullshitted since it was derived from Holly wood. Same goes for Mollywood and Bollywood. All shitty names

great nollystick

nollywood, bollywood,mollywood,hollywood,clemcywood,gabrywood,dyabywood . . . . . . . . . . .etc,etc

Morufu had worked in a timber yard for five years and all that time he'd been stealing the wood and selling it. At last his conscience began to bother him and he went to confession to repent.

He told the priest. "Father, it's five years since my last confession, and I've been stealing wood from the timber yard all that time."

"I understand my son," says the priest. "Can you make a Novena?"

Morufu said, "Father, if you have the plans, I've got the timber!"

tyty, u don start again ooh!
how u dey?
i really miss yo

I dey fine and I really miss you as well my dear sweet sugar love

aw tnk God, gabry sleep today,oluwa ose o

@sly
wetin i do again o,

i miss yo 2

Sleep? When?

ur post was 7.37am not 1.00am

I still dont understand?

@disease
how na why you dey yab us like dat. e no tap oh

go tke ur choc milk