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Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by freshboy88(m): 2:32pm On Sep 15, 2014
Who is to blame?
See Chat oo
Charmer:::: Hello Sweet Girl
Sweetgirl:::: Hi Lover Boy!
Charmer:::: Can I know you more
please?
Sweetgirl:::: 17, female, sweet lips,
bootylicious n’
delicious, live in Avondale and you?
Charmer:::: Mmmmmh, I am in love
already.
I’m 52, male, 6 pack, big Chest, live in
Avondale.
Sweetgirl:::: You’re 52? OMG! Serious.
Same age as my
dad?
Charmer:::: I’m just so into fresh
young beautiful girls.
Sweetgirl:::: Do you have a wife?
Charmer:::: Yes, but not as sexy as
you, I have a daughter,
she is in her bedroom with her friend
doing homework.
Sweetgirl:::: Then why do you like
young girls?
Charmer:::: I love them because they
are
beautiful not to mention sexy n’ wit
fresh boobs n’ booty
Sweetgirl:::: I am also into older men
with iPhones, ipads,
cash and driving expensive cars.
Charmer:::: I can offer all of that and
even more.
Sweetgirl:::: I think we shud meet
because
you are in Avondale and I am also
here.
Charmer:::: That would be nice, where
do I pick you up
tomorrow with my new BMW X6 sexy
girl?
Sweetgirl:::: Tomorrow I am going to
school it won’t be
possible.
Charmer:::: Or maybe over the
weekend,
going to school is very important.
Sweetgirl:::: While still
chatting letme continue with my
homework I don’t want
my dad to know that i have a
BlackBerry, he will be mad at
me.
Charmer:::: Which homework is that?
may be I can assist
you. Sweetgirl:::: It’s a Biology
assignment and my friend
Lucy is assisting me.
Charmer:::: Hey, your friend’s name is
Lucy?
Sweetgirl:::: Yes.
Charmer:::: Exactly where in Avondale
are
you? Sweetgirl:::: House number 5 and
you?
Charmer:::: Mercy!!! is that you
Sweetgirl:::: Dad, is that you
Wahalaaaaaaaaaaa!!
Re: Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by AYODEJI4LOVE(m): 2:39pm On Sep 15, 2014
lol
Re: Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by Bevy12(f): 7:05pm On Sep 27, 2014
I knew it. Its the dad.
Re: Who Is To Blame? #lwkmd :-d by SegunFlames(m): 11:04pm On Sep 27, 2014
Both busted. Lol!

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