Three men, a philosopher, a mathematician and an idiot, were out riding in the car when it crashed into a tree. Before anyone knows it, the three men found themselves standing before the pearly gates of Heaven , where St. Peter and the Devil were standing nearby.

"Gentlemen," the Devil started, "Due to the fact that Heaven is now overcrowded, therefore St. Peter has agreed to limit the number of people entering Heaven. If anyone of you can ask me a question which I don't know or cannot answer, then you're worthy enough to go to Heaven; if not, then you'll come with me to Hell."

The philosopher then stepped up, "OK, give me the most comprehensive report on Socrates' teachings." With a snap of his finger, a stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The philosopher read it and concluded it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the philsopher disappeared.

The mathematician then asked, "Give me the most complicated formula you can ever think of!" With a snap of his finger, another stack of paper appeared next to the Devil. The mathematician read it and reluctantly agreed it was correct. "Then, go to Hell!" With another snap of his finger, the mathematician disappeared, too.

The idiot then stepped forward and said, "Bring me a chair!" The Devil brought forward a chair. "Drill 7 holes on the seat." The Devil did just that. The idiot then sat on the chair and let out a very loud fart. Standing up, he asked, "Which hole did my fart come out from?"

The Devil inspected the seat and said, "The third hole from the right."

"Wrong ," said the idiot, "it's from my asshole ." And the idiot went to Heaven.

_{goes to show that a senile mind has its own use too}

not a bad attenpt at all

sure d idiot isnt a follower of gabry

@poster, nice one,

romade:

sure d idiot isnt a follower of gabry

Pot calling the electric kettle black. See who got bad mouth now?

na me and u follow join babe

Ma mouth dey very clean for hia ohhh. . . I no go follow.

me self gentle

nah. . . ure not

@romade
gentle ke? U no gentle pass aluta master MOGENTLE.

Yes, thats a fact. Mogentle be the most gentl dude on Nairaland

i am d most gentle, & dat yeye guy u r kissing is a walking riot propaganda

Ure justjelous of him cause all da fine kokolets go attack him

@poster
the idiot na wise idot

;d

What expression is that?

server error

Could be ohhh.

gud

. . .

dnt tell me u r confused o

Neva!

ever

don't make me go suck ya blood 

pls dnt do, i beg u in seun's name

Are you married to Seun?

Gabry is all talk no action

@joke
very funny

romade:

Gabry is all talk no action

Ok Monkey

gud obo

tytylayor:

please dnt do, i beg u in seun's name

not me o, but u