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Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 4:59am On Sep 23, 2014
While I celebrate the recent victories of our military, and the territorial gains they have made with their fight against the haramites, I will not accept the churning half truths of our military that exaggerates their gains, hereby makin president Jonathan look a bit less clueless.

I therefore urge our military not to be distracted by unverified news. They must keep up the fight, kill the islamic jihadists, and send them to their virgins. Shekau must be killed and Nigeria must be great again.

Despite the up and downs, i still commend our gallant armed forces, and pray that God protect them and their families while the haramites and those who support them such as ali modu sherrif and his friends are sent to paradise to feast their hiv infested virgins!

CramJones

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by frfrank(m): 5:05am On Sep 23, 2014
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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by BrokenTV: 5:22am On Sep 23, 2014
Nonsense my friend CramJones go and find a work and stop disturbing our peace with your baseless assertion. If he is not dead why not also use your so called intelligence source and tell the military where he is hiding, instead of ranting on Nairaland .

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by boyt1: 5:26am On Sep 23, 2014
If they like dee call him Shekau or Shecow it's not important. they are all imposters one good news is that the BH commander is DEAD
We now know that SHEKAU is just a name given to any BH. BOSS.
Tomorrow another imposter will appear from no where claiming he is Shekau and he is in good health.
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by sublimes: 5:33am On Sep 23, 2014
To me, Shekau is dead. Let him post a new video from hell to prove me wrong.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by princealbashir: 5:46am On Sep 23, 2014
Until he shows himself in a new video; I'll keep believing he's dead..

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 6:08am On Sep 23, 2014
nigggaasss be claiming what they 're not..
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by santakris(m): 6:09am On Sep 23, 2014
I am not even convinced by the picture of the dead shekau. Let them take fresh and clean picture and upload. We recognize shekau dead or alive if we see him.
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by drnoel: 6:25am On Sep 23, 2014
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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by eunisam: 6:25am On Sep 23, 2014
Bring back shekau alife.we need to teach him a lesson of life bèfor he die.catch him alive.
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by martins0: 6:47am On Sep 23, 2014
cramjones: While I celebrate the recent victories of our military, and the territorial gains they have made with their fight against the haramites, I will not accept the churning half truths of our military that exaggerates their gains, hereby makin president Jonathan look a bit less clueless. We have on reliable intelligence that the evil blood sucking Haramite, Abubakar Shekau is indeed alive. He will be putting up one of those his shameless videos in the coming days according to our intelligence sources.

I therefore urge our military not to be distracted by unverified news. They must keep up the fight, kill the islamic jihadists, and send them to their virgins. Shekau must be killed and Nigeria must be great again.

Despite the up and downs, i still commend our gallant armed forces, and pray that God protect them and their families while the haramites and those who support them such as ali modu sherrif and his friends are sent to paradise to feast their hiv infested virgins!

CramJones

"We have on reliable intelligence that the evil blood sucking Haramite, Abubakar Shekau is indeed alive. He will be putting up one of those his shameless videos in the coming days according to our intelligence sources."

Dude chill, you and your people are the movie producers for Shekau, otherwise how do you know each time he is about to release his video?
It's people like you that make Shekau look like a celebrity.
Intelligence my foot

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 6:52am On Sep 23, 2014
You must have a false sense of your relevance. These APC goons are not even smart. Celebrating the survival of shekau but insulting his president. I dont even know what you people worship these days.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by amAZEing: 7:00am On Sep 23, 2014
Seun should go back to the SOP of the NL before crash. Now we don't need any prophet to tell Nigerians that APC sponsors, funds, train and support BH terrorists.


damnjones should be deleted for. supporting terrorists on NL.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 7:06am On Sep 23, 2014
amAZEing: Seun should go back to the SOP of the NL before crash. Now we don't need any prophet to tell Nigerians that APC sponsors, funds, train and support BH terrorists.


damnjones should be deleted for. supporting terrorists on NL.

Does this guy understand the meaning of support? I am happy to fund English teachers to help you. The only caveat is that i have to make sure that brain matter is actually in your cranium and not pus, so that i dont waste my hard earned money coaching a guy with a pus-filled brain.

-CramJones

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by curiouses: 7:07am On Sep 23, 2014
One can deduce from crackjones' post that APC in their folly were not happy to learn the death of one of them, reason why we have not seen the head of propaganda machinery of the opposition tweet.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 7:09am On Sep 23, 2014
curiouses: One can deduce from crackjones' post that APC in their folly were not happy to learn the death of one of them, reason why we have not seen the head of propaganda machinery of the opposition tweet.

APC will praise this government if Boko Harm is defeated. However, APC will never support lies in our military. Oh I thought the military said the rescued all the girls?

-Cramjones
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by amAZEing: 7:27am On Sep 23, 2014
See your life. Disinformation ain't working against all.

cramjones:
I will not accept the churning half truths of our military that exaggerates their gains, hereby makin president Jonathan look a bit less clueless.


We have on reliable intelligence that the evil blood sucking Haramite,

Abubakar Shekau is indeed alive. He will be putting up one of those his shameless videos in the coming days according to our (Boko Haram) intelligence sources.

CramJones
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by RockMaxi: 7:29am On Sep 23, 2014
Since the caliphate's media journalist have been taken out by the NA, I doubt if we will have YouTube denouncing his death.
That alone was the real death. angry
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by curiouses: 7:31am On Sep 23, 2014
cramjones:

APC will praise this government if Boko Harm is defeated. However, APC will never support lies in our military. Oh I thought the military said the rescued all the girls?

-Cramjones
How are you sure your commander is still alive? Who briefed you of his 'coming' video? It's imperative that we look beyond politics to deal with this revelation of yours. Cramjones is known to have first degree information on APC next move. This is more than assertion, there is a tie of allegiance between Boko Haram and APC.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 7:32am On Sep 23, 2014
Stop hallucination op,you didn't raise any proof,save from your usual ranting.

If you have got proof,show it.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by amAZEing: 7:37am On Sep 23, 2014
Spot On Boko Haram is APC funded and sponsored armed wing going by the recent revelation of an EU MP and the Australian negotiator

curiouses:
How are you sure your commander is still alive? Who briefed you of his 'coming' video? It's imperative that we look beyond politics to deal with this revelation of yours. Cramjones is known to have first degree information on APC next move. This is more than assertion, there is a tie of allegiance between Boko Haram and APC.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Djicemob: 8:14am On Sep 23, 2014
See confusion for APC camp abeg. grin

You discredit the military, in the same post you hail the military and went on to still declare GEJ as clueless. grin

Since the APC doesn't have any manifesto for Nigeria,something tells me they pray endlessly for the BH problems to linger on so as to use that as a campaign promise to Nigerians, which is why it's not out of place to assert that the APC are sponsors of BH.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 8:34am On Sep 23, 2014
Bros 'Jones,

Do you mean your "intelligence" department will soon "produce" another Shekau like the one that just died?

From what we have gathered so far, the Original Shekau died long ago!
The Shekau that was killed recently was a "product" of some "intelligence"!

Now, you are informing us that your "intelligence" unit will soon show case Shekua part III?

Bros, no wahala na, just note the following:

Shekua part I ended!
Shekau part II also has come to an end!
Shekau part III will surely end like the first two.

Even if you guys produce Shekaus up to Part X, we dey!

Jonathan is "clueless" and we love him for that!
At least, if he is "clueless" enough to see the end of Shekau I and II, we are confident of his "cluelessness" to the end of Sheaku III, IV, V, X, or XX.

Bring it on bro!

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by GowonAbacha: 8:37am On Sep 23, 2014
cramjones: While I celebrate the recent victories of our military, and the territorial gains they have made with their fight against the haramites, I will not accept the churning half truths of our military that exaggerates their gains, hereby makin president Jonathan look a bit less clueless. We have on reliable intelligence that the evil blood sucking Haramite, Abubakar Shekau is indeed alive. He will be putting up one of those his shameless videos in the coming days according to our intelligence sources.

I therefore urge our military not to be distracted by unverified news. They must keep up the fight, kill the islamic jihadists, and send them to their virgins. Shekau must be killed and Nigeria must be great again.

Despite the up and downs, i still commend our gallant armed forces, and pray that God protect them and their families while the haramites and those who support them such as ali modu sherrif and his friends are sent to paradise to feast their hiv infested virgins!

CramJones
Don't tell me you were trying to get attention cramjones...Everyone knows it was Bashir Ahmed.
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by dridowu: 8:38am On Sep 23, 2014
Hmmmmmmm shekau is dead ? I wish this is true because anytime their is rumor concerning his death , the next evil act is always committed is always brutal.

Shekau must die.



In the order news man to trade his girlfriend for Iphone 6
https://www.nairaland.com/1910957/man-offers-rent-girlfriend-out
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 8:40am On Sep 23, 2014
The damn bastard son of a billion fathers called Shekau has been killed according to the Nigerian and Cameroonian Military. I believe the Military in this(I have always supported the military in this war against insurgents). Whoever that they are preparing to front as the New Shekau will DEFINITELY follow the path of his TWO Predecessors!!!

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by goldfish80(m): 9:06am On Sep 23, 2014
When Bin laden release one of his rant tapes during his heydays, the American intelligence agencies run a voice recognition software and patch timing to validate the authenticity of the tape and actual date of recording.
I hope our intelligence agencies have the luxury of such facilities while we wait for the shekau video as touted by Mr cramjones.
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by amiskurie(m): 11:09am On Sep 23, 2014
cramjones: While I celebrate the recent victories of our military, and the territorial gains they have made with their fight against the haramites, I will not accept the churning half truths of our military that exaggerates their gains, hereby makin president Jonathan look a bit less clueless. We have on reliable intelligence that the evil blood sucking Haramite, Abubakar Shekau is indeed alive. He will be putting up one of those his shameless videos in the coming days according to our intelligence sources.

I therefore urge our military not to be distracted by unverified news. They must keep up the fight, kill the islamic jihadists, and send them to their virgins. Shekau must be killed and Nigeria must be great again.

Despite the up and downs, i still commend our gallant armed forces, and pray that God protect them and their families while the haramites and those who support them such as ali modu sherrif and his friends are sent to paradise to feast their hiv infested virgins!

CramJones
I use to think u are sound in the head until now not knowing u were having ae jelly-brain,with all the blown lies out in town abt the western propagandas and conspiracies,u are still using some offensive words like"Islam-jihadist" towards the Muslim.
Only a moronic clueless being like you would still think the way u think.

If you are not clueless,then you have to be a loyalist to the terrorists.
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 11:18am On Sep 23, 2014
amiskurie:
I use to think u are sound in the head until now not knowing u have a jelly-brain,with all the blown lies out in town abt the western propagandas and conspiracies,u are still using some offensive words"Islam-jihadist" towards the Muslim.
Only a moronic clueless being like you would still think the way u think.

If you are not clueless,then you have to be a loyalist to the terrorists.
He shouldn't have used "Islamic Jihadists" though.

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Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by amiskurie(m): 11:23am On Sep 23, 2014
barcanista: He shouldn't have used "Islamic Jihadists" though.
Like things like this use to happen in Nigeria,or even the middle-east before.
Then,do Nigerians care abt religious background of pple.NO!
Some Nigerians simply betrayed us by submitting to the western government to destabilize and break us.
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Randerl: 4:07pm On Oct 02, 2014
cramjones: Allah hu akbar!! The Islamic blood sucking jihadist is now in paradise with 72 sumptious virgins. Kudos to our gallant soldiers! The war is not yet over, for another Shekau shall take over...we must keep up the fight! Allah hu akbar..Extreme islam is haram and must be destroyed!
-CramJones




cramjones: While I celebrate the recent victories of our military, and the territorial gains they have made with their fight against the haramites, I will not accept the churning half truths of our military that exaggerates their gains, hereby makin president Jonathan look a bit less clueless. We have on reliable intelligence that the evil blood sucking Haramite, Abubakar Shekau is indeed alive. He will be putting up one of those his shameless videos in the coming days according to our intelligence sources.

I therefore urge our military not to be distracted by unverified news. They must keep up the fight, kill the islamic jihadists, and send them to their virgins. Shekau must be killed and Nigeria must be great again.

Despite the up and downs, i still commend our gallant armed forces, and pray that God protect them and their families while the haramites and those who support them such as ali modu sherrif and his friends are sent to paradise to feast their hiv infested virgins!

CramJones
Re: Shekau Is Not Dead - Cramjones by Nobody: 4:25pm On Oct 02, 2014
cramjones: While I celebrate the recent victories of our military, and the territorial gains they have made with their fight against the haramites, I will not accept the churning half truths of our military that exaggerates their gains, hereby makin president Jonathan look a bit less clueless. We have on reliable intelligence that the evil blood sucking Haramite, Abubakar Shekau is indeed alive. He will be putting up one of those his shameless videos in the coming days according to our intelligence sources.

I therefore urge our military not to be distracted by unverified news. They must keep up the fight, kill the islamic jihadists, and send them to their virgins. Shekau must be killed and Nigeria must be great again.

Despite the up and downs, i still commend our gallant armed forces, and pray that God protect them and their families while the haramites and those who support them such as ali modu sherrif and his friends are sent to paradise to feast their hiv infested virgins!

CramJones
Jesus he said it! This guy must be a Bh member! shocked shocked How did you know that he would release his videos again?

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