BRILLANT, BRILLANT, BRILLANT



A businessman met a beautiful girl and agreed to spend the afternoon

with her for R500. They did their thing, and, before he left, he told

her that he did not have any cash with him, but he would have his

secretary write a cheque and mail it to her, calling the payment 'RENT

FOR APARTMENT.'



On the way to the office, he regretted what he had done, realizing

that the whole event had not been worth the price. So he had his

secretary send a cheque for R250 and enclose the following typed note:



'Dear Madam:

Enclosed find a cheque for R250 for rent of your apartment. I am not

sending the amount agreed upon, because when I rented the place, I was

under the impression that:



1 - it had never been occupied;

2 - there was plenty of heat; and

3 - it was small enough to make me feel cosy and at home.



However, I found out that it had been previously occupied, that there

wasn't any heat, and that it was entirely too large.'



Upon receipt of the note, the girl immediately returned the cheque for

R250 with the following note:



'Dear Sir:

First, I cannot understand how you could expect a beautiful apartment

to remain unoccupied indefinitely.

As for the heat, there is plenty of it, if you know how to turn it on.



Regarding the space, the apartment is indeed of regular size, but if

you don't have enough furniture to fill it, please do not blame the

management.



Please send the rent in full or we will be forced to contact your

present landlady.

lol

landlady? kasala go burst be that

landlady? kasala go burst be that

Nice one

But the man as a point now! why should he pay the full amount when the rented apartment did not meet up to specification?