HEY LADIES, don't u just HATe it when SOME men use stupid pickup lines just so that they can talk to you, HMMMM i HATE that, and here are some examples of subtle ways to turn "unwanted advances" down. what are ur favourite examples of subtle ways to turn 'annoying men' down. Please share abeg

HEY FELLOWS, before u say anything ( which am sure some of u are dying to), I wanna know if u have used any of those pickup lines and if so, did it WORK FOR U?

PLEASE NOTE: THESE GOES OUT TO THE LADIES IN NEED OF SOME LAUGHS (and guys who may
appreciate good humor).

HE: Can I buy you a drink?
SHE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

HE: I'm a photographer. I've been looking for a face like yours.
SHE: I'm a plastic surgeon. I've been looking for a face like yours.

HE: Hi. Didn't we go on a date once? Or was it twice?
SHE: Must've been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

HE: How did you get to be so beautiful?
SHE: I must've been given your share.

HE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
SHE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

HE: Go on, don't be shy. Ask me out.
SHE: Okay, get out.

HE: I think I could make you very happy.
SHE: Why? Are you leaving?

HE: What would you say if I asked you to marry me?
SHE: Nothing. I can't talk and laugh at the same time.

HE: Can I have your name?
SHE: Why? Don't you already have one?

HE: Shall we go see a movie?
SHE: I've already seen it.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Hiding from you.

HE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
SHE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

HE: Is this seat empty?
SHE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

HE: So, what do you do for a living?
SHE: I'm a female impersonator.

HE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
SHE: Do not enter.

HE: Your body is like a temple.
SHE: Sorry, there are no services today.

HE: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
SHE: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

HE: Where have you been all my life?
SHE: Where I'll be the rest of your life in your wildest dreams.













arsenal 4 life baby

I've actually seen this JOKE before, nice

THANKS RAY SO have u ever used any of these lines ( just curious) hehe

good 4 u

good 4 u? nice one

yea good for u
get it now?
guess so

lol, yea, now i do

Lol

smart guys also have nice comeback lines.

some of the lines sound so childlish.

Thank God its a joke

soccerchic:


HE: Your face must turn a few heads.
SHE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

you call this subtle way? be careful, cuz u might get a serious head-butt for that

hahahahaha, nice.

soccerchic:


lol, yea, now i do

GOOD good

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you
Woman: But would you stay there?

thats funny

hilarious!!!
It is even funnier that some guys actually use those lines.

i've made a couple work

really

I bet they would only work on a very drunk girl

no, a blond finea$$ white gurl sitting next to me in class

HAH!!! You said it all, she is blond

oh but she was fine and ranked 5th in our class rank so she was smart as hell too

Good on you, then

_{***Me thinks she not a real blond***}

doesn't mean she was smart. in my class i ranked 3 and i had a "C". the rest of the class had "D's" and "E's"

its funny that some guys still use some of those wack pickup lines

i KNO she's smart

i just tell them i'm gay.

now that aint subtle in the least

forget all that i just walk away yep walk away

'i only work with heavy duty instruments, but it seems all you have is a lil screwdriver'