Lol

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Funny but harsh...... Aaaarrrrrggghhhhh

Wicked manager

bunmioguns:
After two years of selfless service, a man
realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase, no
commendation and that the company is not
doing anything about it. So he decided to
walk up to his HR Manager one morning and
after exchanging greetings, he told the HR
Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked
him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have
not worked here for even one day."
The man was surprised but the manager
went on to explain:

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year?

MAN: 365 days and some times 366.

MANAGER: How many hours make up a day?

MAN: 24 hours.

MANAGER: How long do you work in a day?

MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day.

MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do
you work in hours?

MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24
hours i.e. 1/3) One-third.

MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of
366 days?

MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366).

MANAGER: Do you come to works on
weekends?

MAN: No sir.

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year that are weekends?

MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals
to 104 days.

MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove
104 days from 122 days, how many do you
have now?

MAN: 18 days.

MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick
leave every year. Now remove that 14 days
from the 18 days left, how many days do you
have remaining?

MAN: 4 days.

MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you come to work on workers
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days are left?

MAN: Two days sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Independence
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days left?

MAN: None sir!

MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion
for? We should even be sacking you!

Good thinking A nice ryt up

berem:
The thunder that will fire that Manager.....


Is doing press-up in Mushin

I neva tot i could laugh out loud at this one

Lol....his brain should be blown off

I HATE GNLD

Justice2008:
Hmmmmm smart manager....but d trick he played was to divide 365 by 3 b4 subtracting d public holds and wkends....he should av subtracted d public holidays and wkends from 365days first b4 dividing d remaining by 3

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cunning? basic maths?

lol this is wickedness ooo! nice 1 op

1stola:
I HATE GNLD

lol they monkey u??

Ayafa and Aye for our HR Dept fit talk this kind tyn.

MrRhymes101:
lol they monkey u??

Never
Just off topic anger
lol

No offence to op but i sense no sense of humour in dis for real d arithmatic in dis is totally wrong so he does work @ all smh. Wow did i just smh well nic one OP

another way of illusion (arithmetic illusion) After subtracting working hours from 366 u should not subtract days of non appearance from days of appearanc In other words it should be
366 - 122 = 244 days of not working
So all the days of not working sums up to 244 days

bunmioguns:
After two years of selfless service, a man
realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase, no
commendation and that the company is not
doing anything about it. So he decided to
walk up to his HR Manager one morning and
after exchanging greetings, he told the HR
Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked
him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have
not worked here for even one day."
The man was surprised but the manager
went on to explain:

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year?

MAN: 365 days and some times 366.

MANAGER: How many hours make up a day?

MAN: 24 hours.

MANAGER: How long do you work in a day?

MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day.

MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do
you work in hours?

MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24
hours i.e. 1/3) One-third.

MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of
366 days?

MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366).

MANAGER: Do you come to works on
weekends?

MAN: No sir.

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year that are weekends?

MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals
to 104 days.

MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove
104 days from 122 days, how many do you
have now?

MAN: 18 days.

MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick
leave every year. Now remove that 14 days
from the 18 days left, how many days do you
have remaining?

MAN: 4 days.

MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you come to work on workers
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days are left?

MAN: Two days sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Independence
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days left?

MAN: None sir!

MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion
for? We should even be sacking you!

kai! Kai!! Kai!!!
Walahi, dat manager get sense flenty flenty.
I swear!

Justice2008:
Hmmmmm smart manager....but d trick he played was to divide 365 by 3 b4 subtracting d public holds and wkends....he should av subtracted d public holidays and wkends from 365days first b4 dividing d remaining by 3

.
smarter man

This can only be a joke !! If not na gun I go take fire that manager.

bunmioguns:
After two years of selfless service, a man
realized that he has not been promoted, no
transfer, no salary increase, no
commendation and that the company is not
doing anything about it. So he decided to
walk up to his HR Manager one morning and
after exchanging greetings, he told the HR
Manager his observation.

The boss looked at him, laughed and asked
him to sit down saying; "My friend, you have
not worked here for even one day
MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year?

MAN: 365 days and some times 366.

MANAGER: How many hours make up a day?

MAN: 24 hours.

MANAGER: How long do you work in a day?

MAN: 8am to 4pm i.e. 8 hours a day.

MANAGER: So, what fraction of the day do
you work in hours?

MAN: (he did some arithmetic and said 8/24
hours i.e. 1/3) One-third.

MANAGER: That is nice, what is one- third of
366 days?

MAN: 122 (1/3 * 366).

MANAGER: Do you come to works on
weekends?

MAN: No sir.

MANAGER: How many days are there in a
year that are weekends?

MAN: 52 Saturdays and 52 Sundays equals
to 104 days.

MANAGER: Thanks for that. If you remove
104 days from 122 days, how many do you
have now?

MAN: 18 days.

MANAGER: OK! I do give you two weeks sick
leave every year. Now remove that 14 days
from the 18 days left, how many days do you
have remaining?

MAN: 4 days.

MANAGER: Do you work on New Year day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you come to work on workers
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days are left?

MAN: Two days sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Independence
day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: Do you work on Christmas day?

MAN: No sir!

MANAGER: So, how many days left?

MAN: None sir!

MANAGER: So what do you need a promotion
for? We should even be sacking you!

Lmao!

LWKMD

Hahahahahahahaha Baaaaad Manager! Coogar , Where At Though?

the man de mad ooo
he de ask u and u de calculate

ifaoni:
gud one.

people testified u r fake, what do u v to say bout this?

until proven genuine, pls nairalanders, do not patronise this guy

After reading this, I conclude that Jonathan must go in Year 2015.

1stola:

Never
Just off topic anger
lol

tk it easy o! B4 u start loosing weight ova dia Progress

MrRhymes101:
tk it easy o! B4 u start loosing weight ova dia Progress

mumu

1stola:

mumu

1stola:

mumu

Company should base salaries on the no of hours work is done

Oleburuku manager

We don't read in this country. A typical example, this joke is as old as ewa agoyin.