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| Funny Questions Ladies Ask by fyneboi79(m): 10:23am On Oct 05, 2014 |
These are just some of the several silly questions ladies ask : #1. You both are cuddled up and you put your hand up her thighs and begin to smooch it. And she says to you,"what are you doing"?You should just tell her you are looking for your lost ATM card  #2.She provokes a man who then delivers to her face a well marshalled slap.And then she goes,"did u just slap me"? You should say to her, no. I only rang the alarm #3.Your girlfriend catches you right in d act with another girl.And later that night after you apologised and all is settled she asks,"do you love me"You should say to her, no!I don't love you,just ignore the signs that says I do #4. in a shouting match,you call a lady ,"B1tch"! And she goes,"did u just call me "b1tch".You should say to her, no.You were making refrence to the beach #5.She weighed only 69kg on your wedding day.After one child and three years,she now weighs a whooping 103kg.And one day she asks?"Honey do I look fat"?You should say to her, no.you have only gotten to a level where you would share me with cute slim girls. 6 Likes 3 Shares |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by Eden007(m): 10:26am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lol |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by spartoo: 10:27am On Oct 05, 2014 |
*are my fat* smh |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by Nostalgia21(m): 10:27am On Oct 05, 2014 |
very lame write up.  3 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by spartoo: 10:28am On Oct 05, 2014 |
*are my fat*? smh |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by neighy(m): 10:29am On Oct 05, 2014 |
fyneboi79:lol too much pidgin na in dey cause am 3 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by Nobody: 10:32am On Oct 05, 2014 |
| No1 tho very funny 1 Like |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by Harmthe(m): 10:34am On Oct 05, 2014 |
lol, |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by Rexphobia(m): 10:44am On Oct 05, 2014 |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by farano(f): 10:51am On Oct 05, 2014 |
I'm guilty of number 1  2 Likes |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by Sarimah(f): 11:49am On Oct 05, 2014 |
Lmao..no1 is d funniest |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by mesoade(m): 11:51am On Oct 05, 2014 |
incase |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by fyneboi79(m): 11:56am On Oct 05, 2014 |
neighy:nah! I guess I was too high on my joke pls correct me incase of next time,what should it be? |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by Mprex(f): 12:10pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Story 4d gods guilty of no1  |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by neighy(m): 12:22pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
fyneboi79:it should be AM I... Not are my... Same Pronunciation bt dfrnt meaning... |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by neighy(m): 12:24pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Na only Number one una dey do   |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by Nobody: 12:32pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
farano:welldone o. I greet you. If you like ban me again with you big head. |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by fyneboi79(m): 12:35pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
neighy: |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by amakufrancis(m): 12:52pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
lol, these damn fuuny........... Is it that right to slap a lady? |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by fyneboi79(m): 12:58pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
amakufrancis:not saying u should slap a lady just fiction. |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by fyneboi79(m): 1:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
spartoo:I attended night school,when others were busy learning I was busy checking out d colour of panties under the tables |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by valmunich(m): 1:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
Silly questions indeed |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by constance500: 1:09pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
| craze |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by MisterLongman(m): 1:13pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
neighy:Lmao....... *That awkward moment you create a thread to diss someone and you ended up dissing yourself |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by amakufrancis(m): 1:24pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
fyneboi79:lol, am jass asking naw. Av never slapped a lady once and i will neva do dat. |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by omolizzy(f): 1:25pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
OP everyone is bound to make mistakes so pls modify ur post n correct dat "are my fat" to am I fat as uv earlier bin corrected. Ur post is funny,weldone. |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by fyneboi79(m): 2:03pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
amakufrancis:Good guy |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by fyneboi79(m): 2:04pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
omolizzy: I have done dat |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by amakufrancis(m): 2:05pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
fyneboi79:Badt guy |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by fyneboi79(m): 2:33pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
MisterLongman:I bet you can't speak even ur mother tongue.Most of u continue to expect perfection in a borrowed language to an extent u relegate ur own language to d refuse dump.everybody is making noise even u sef wan talk. nor just allow me swear for u. |
| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by MisterLongman(m): 2:49pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
fyneboi79:you sound pained........ Bros park well
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| Re: Funny Questions Ladies Ask by valdes00(m): 3:12pm On Oct 05, 2014 |
neighy:Eagle eyes NLders..... They are always in every thread |
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