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Culture by toygod2: 3:21pm On Oct 08, 2014
VERY IMPORTANT NOTICE!
― Warn your girl child never to sit on anyone's laps no matter the situation including uncles.
― Avoid getting dressed in front of your child once he/ she is 2years old. Lean to excuse yourself.
― If you have to hire a house-help please kindly take them for HIV screening to determine their HIV status, properly interview them and make up your mind to treat them well.
― Never allow any adult refer to your new born as 'my wife' or 'my husband'
― Never tempt your husband with your younger sister. (Else he'd say its hers and the devil's fault)
― Avoid unnecessary familiarity and make sure you take care of your husband by yourself lest you lead him into temptation.
― Whenever your child goes out to play with friends make sure you look for a way to find out what kind of play they played together because young people now sexually abuse themselves.
― Never force your child to visit any adult he or she is not comfortable with and also be observant if your child becomes too fond of a particular adult.
― Once a very lively child suddenly becomes withdrawn you might need to patiently ask a lot of questions from your child.
― If you don't teach your children about sex, the society will teach them the wrong values.
― It is always advisable you go through any new material like cartoons you just bought for them before they start seeing it themselves.
― Teach your 3-year-olds how to wash their private parts properly and warn them never to allow anyone touch those areas and that includes you. (remember, charity begins at home and with you)
― Blacklist some materials you think could threaten the sanity of your child (that includes seductive music & movies) and let them understand the value of standing out of the crowd.
― Once your child complains about a particular person, don't keep quiet about it. Take up the case and show them you can defend them always!
― Even if you've never shared anything on this page before, please SHARE this important notice with others.

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