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Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 9:43pm On Oct 09, 2014
We all lie nd some lies click while oders I dunno o...well let's hear d lie u told dah even after u sed dem u were like how will he /she believe me sef..well let's hear dem
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by yorex2011: 9:47pm On Oct 09, 2014
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Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 10:00pm On Oct 09, 2014
yorex2011:
undecided undecided
kilode
PS if u r waiting 4 my lie dey r much
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 9:41am On Oct 10, 2014
1 was wen i was stil in sec skul I h8 being in d same skul wif my sis...I failed 1 test like dah so d teacher called me 2 d staff room to ask y I failed cos I dnt fail my testsgrin I told ha one of my uncles died Dats y,at dah stupid moment my sis came 2 submit class notes so d teacher decided 2 involve ha...she naw asked ha how old d man dah died was...me was still trying 2 give ha signal dah she shud behave she just sed no1 died o all d teachers in d staff room started lafn....upon d embarrassment I still took double d strokes of cane my classmates took...dah week I h8d my sis...I still had 2 do some of ha chores so she won't tell my pops cos dah 1 Na die

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Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 11:48am On Oct 31, 2014
I don ever lie to my friends say one female corper (most male student's crush), asked me out and i agreed. Na so them basketmouths go spread am, hian the day she apprehended me i nearly wetted my boxers. She just warned me and let me go.
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 12:31pm On Oct 31, 2014
Rapzino:
I don ever lie to my friends say one female corper (most male student's crush), asked me out and i agreed. Na so them basketmouths go spread am, hian the day she apprehended me i nearly wetted my boxers. She just warned me and let me go.
lool ma guy wan for
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 1:39pm On Oct 31, 2014
gloryaaa:
lool ma guy wan for
i no go try am again
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 1:50pm On Oct 31, 2014
Rapzino:
i no go try am again
u suppose
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 2:08pm On Oct 31, 2014
gloryaaa:
u suppose
no be my fault, she be fine lady like you. How i no go behave the way i did?
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 2:14pm On Oct 31, 2014
Rapzino:
no be my fault, she be fine lady like you. How i no go behave the way i did?
Lol cheesy
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 2:18pm On Oct 31, 2014
gloryaaa:
Lol cheesy
shey you now understand?
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 2:23pm On Oct 31, 2014
Rapzino:
shey you now understand?
cool
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by defendedvictim(m): 7:47pm On Oct 31, 2014
....jst here to read d tales of liars angry
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 1:33pm On Nov 01, 2014
defendedvictim:
....jst here to read d tales of liars angry
..... Said the greatest liar of all time
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 1:51pm On Nov 01, 2014
Rapzino:
..... Said the greatest liar of all time
guy dese peeps wicked o dem don commot dah thread
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Exjoker(m): 2:45pm On Nov 01, 2014
Rapzino:
shey you now understand?
What is this suppose to mean. Hope its not what i'm thinking...I don't trust guys this days
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Exjoker(m): 2:47pm On Nov 01, 2014
Glad i never lied cause I had always been a gud boy
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by defendedvictim(m): 3:43pm On Nov 01, 2014
Rapzino:
..... Said the greatest liar of all time
u ba? grin
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 7:57pm On Nov 01, 2014
defendedvictim:
u ba? grin
lol, what did i do na?
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 8:00pm On Nov 01, 2014
Exjoker:
What is this suppose to mean. Hope its not what i'm thinking...I don't trust guys this days
shoo shoo, get out of here (picks cane and chases the former Joker out of thread).
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 8:02pm On Nov 01, 2014
gloryaaa:
guy dese peeps wicked o dem don commot dah thread
yes i saw it too, i was angry. That guy is well connected on Nairaland, wetin we go do now ehn?
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Exjoker(m): 9:34pm On Nov 01, 2014
Rapzino:
shoo shoo, get out of here (picks cane and chases the former Joker out of thread).
Lol...Abeg o
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 9:38pm On Nov 01, 2014
Exjoker:
Lol...Abeg o
what are you still doing here huh?
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by defendedvictim(m): 4:56pm On Nov 02, 2014
Rapzino:
lol, what did i do na?
u lied angry
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 5:10pm On Nov 02, 2014
defendedvictim:
u lied angry
lol
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by gloryaaa(f): 9:06am On Nov 05, 2014
Rapzino:
yes i saw it too, i was angry. That guy is well connected on Nairaland, wetin we go do now ehn?
some peeps no sabi use deir brain...doing tins without tinkn...dem mods I no call una name o Buh make una sha commot dah suicide thread 2 or we go protest...I know nairalanders dah knws nairalanders dah knws nairalanders...I go vex
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 9:40am On Nov 05, 2014
gloryaaa:
some peeps no sabi use deir brain...doing tins without tinkn...dem mods I no call una name o Buh make una sha commot dah suicide thread 2 or we go protest...I know nairalanders dah knws nairalanders dah knws nairalanders...I go vex
abeg, a beauty like you shouldn't be vexing.
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by stam101(m): 9:22am On Nov 06, 2014
When I was in pri school I llied to to my classmates dat my dad did me a new basketball court, a new bicycle and the reigning toys.
On the last day of d term they all decided to visit myt house and when I was still taking my bath d news came dat my friends were in d houSe and then I knew d whole lie don cast....lol
Re: Funny Lies U Wish U Never Told by Rapzino: 12:18pm On Nov 06, 2014
stam101:
When I was in pri school I llied to to my classmates dat my dad did me a new basketball court, a new bicycle and the reigning toys.
On the last day of d term they all decided to visit myt house and when I was still taking my bath d news came dat my friends were in d houSe and then I knew d whole lie don cast....lol
omoh those guys do you bad thing.

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