A Girl is also human! Stop drooling after her.

11 WAYS TO BE DISTINGUISHED ON FACEBOOK

1. When a girl ignores your
message twice, leave her alone.
She isn't blind, she just chose to ignore it
or possibly indisposed at the time. There's
no need sending more messages.

2. When a girl accepts your
request. Seriously typing
"Thanks for accepting" on her wall is lame.
Do it in
her inbox. Some of you get ignored when
you type
that crap on their walls.

3. You don't need to be a male LovePeddler. Don't woo
every random chic on your
list. Some are good enough to be just
friends with
you. Get to know her first and win her
trust.

4. As I usually stress, don't be
a thirsty dude on a girl's post. If the post is
nice,
simply hit "like"and move on. If you need
to
comment, make it brief and interesting.
Don't go
begging her to add you.

5. If the picture is beautiful, like
it and give a simple compliment. If it's not,
there's no
need to lie to get her attention.

6. When chatting you don't
spend your whole time telling a girl how
beautiful
she is, a hundred
other dudes tell her everyday. They find it boring
when you join the train.

7. You have those chicks who have never liked,
shared or commented on any of your
posts. They
also don't
reply your messages and comments on
theirs. Please ogbeni, why haven't you
deleted
them? You be their slave?

8. If you find yourself always
starting the conversation with
a particular person, like you're always the
first to
message
her, stop for a while. If she
doesn't notice, you're not important to
her...Leave her alone.

9. If you guys don't
roll, don't tag her to your
pictures. She might find it
offensive.

10. The lesser of you, the
better for you. When you are all over
her wall, all over all her posts and all over
all her
pictures commenting and liking
everything, you are
less appreciated because you are acting
thirsty.

11. When you compliment a girl on
her picture and
another person
compliments the same picture, and the girl
thanks
the other person and skips your name,
please
remove your
comment. It wasn't necessary.

Source: Akpors the comedian's Facebook page.

Nice write up... Nl woman wrappers, take note.

funny

Abeg tell them ooo!!

This is nice... But I don't subscribe to number 2 at all. Why the message in the first place? Despite the fact that it's better than dropping it on her wall, I still disagree that it is needed to send a "thank you for accepting my request" message. What is the thanking for? You win gold? Abi na lottery she be?

As for number 8, that is so true. There is a way I define such and that is one of the primary reasons I ignore some people for life and delete their world entirely. At the end of the day you discover that the chick is your friend, but you are not a friend to her. It's as simple as that. Else, I don't see reasons why someone who claim you are a friend would always want you to be the first to say hello. That's just absurd and even childish.

exactly abeg hlp me telll dem ooo

Over hyping and swt mouthing an ugly girls pic is what pisses me off.
Why not jux tell her the truth?

urhoboman:
Over hyping and swt mouthing an ugly girls pic is what pisses me off.
Why not jux tell her the truth?

That she is ugly? Lol...

dmcdad:

That she is ugly? Lol...

"you are very fat and ugly"
The girl will surely end your life that day

dmcdad:

That she is ugly? Lol...

lol, nt ugly. jux tell her what u tink of the pic, no hyping.