Ishilove:
...In the days of yore, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Africa, a prince was born. And he was named Simba.

Simba grew big and strong, for he was but...



Adjust glasses and peers at paper.

Oh, sorry! Wrong story

*clears throat* Right.


Today marks another day, when my friend naptu adds another year. I have been trying to blackmail him into marrying me but he has stubbornly refused. Issorait , I will put a danegun to his head and drag him, biting and shrieking, to the altar, where he will have no choice but to sign the dotted lines, especially when he remembers the cannon saluting his intelligent African head.

Jokes aside, naptu2 is a great guy, and anyone who has him in their life is blessed indeed. I wish you the very best in this life, and a very long and fulfilled life. God bless and keep you, darlee mwa.

Let's give it up for Nairaland's Resident Encyclopedia, NAPTU2!! Any other naptu2 is a counterfeit...or a cloned moniker created by fans.

Hip hip hip, hurray!!!

Pop pop pop pop, pop pop, pop pop something!!








Seun, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, frontpage

Sick Negro

*twerkz outa thread*

UjSizzle:
Happy birthday Naptu2. Wish you the very best and more memory space in your brain

zyzxx:
Apy birthday Uncle Naptu2 LLNP
Wish u all d best things u dream of amen.

Mynd44:
Uncl Naptu2, Please don't marry Grandma Ishi. You know I want to be like you when I grow up so please don't marry her else I will have to marry someone like ..... *Shudders*

Happy baiday. I hope there will be enough kuli kuli for awon boys.

long life and prosperity bros

Ishilove:
...In the days of yore, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Africa, a prince was born. And he was named Simba.

Simba grew big and strong, for he was but a...



Adjust glasses and peers at paper.

Oh, sorry! Wrong story

*clears throat* Right.




Today marks another day, when my friend naptu adds another year. I have been trying to blackmail him into marrying me but he has stubbornly refused. Issorait , I will put a danegun to his head and drag him, biting and shrieking, to the altar, where he will have no choice but to sign the dotted lines, especially when he remembers the cannon saluting his intelligent African head.

Jokes aside, naptu2 is a great guy, and anyone who has him in their life is blessed indeed. I wish you the very best in this life, and a very long and fulfilled life. God bless and keep you, darlee mwa.

Let's give it up for Nairaland's Resident Encyclopedia, NAPTU2!! Any other naptu2 is a counterfeit...or a cloned moniker created by fans.

Hip hip hip, hurray!!!

Pop pop pop pop, pop pop, pop pop something!!








Seun, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, frontpage

anonimi:
Happy birthday to NL's living encyclopedia on Nigeria and beyond.
May you be with us for much longer to enjoy our dear country as it revives itself and to continue sharing with us your deep well of intelligence and very useful insight- Amen!!!

lirusehn:



Sick Negro

*twerkz outa thread*

Mynd44:
Uncl Naptu2, Please don't marry Grandma Ishi. You know I want to be like you when I grow up so please don't marry her else I will have to marry someone like ..... *Shudders*

Happy baiday. I hope there will be enough kuli kuli for awon boys.

long life and prosperity bros

Ishilove:

Nna gerraway you! I will slap you so hard enh, it will make your ancestors dizzy. If you have nothing reasonable to say to the man of the moment then i must insist you don't bring your bad belle presence back here.

Nansense

Ishilove:
...In the days of yore, in the deepest, darkest jungles of Africa, a prince was born. And he was named Simba.

Simba grew big and strong, for he was but a...



Adjust glasses and peers at paper.

Oh, sorry! Wrong story

*clears throat* Right.




Today marks another day, when my friend naptu adds another year. I have been trying to blackmail him into marrying me but he has stubbornly refused. Issorait , I will put a danegun to his head and drag him, biting and shrieking, to the altar, where he will have no choice but to sign the dotted lines, especially when he remembers the cannon saluting his intelligent African head.

Jokes aside, naptu2 is a great guy, and anyone who has him in their life is blessed indeed. I wish you the very best in this life, and a very long and fulfilled life. God bless and keep you, darlee mwa.

Let's give it up for Nairaland's Resident Encyclopedia, NAPTU2!! Any other naptu2 is a counterfeit...or a cloned moniker created by fans.

Hip hip hip, hurray!!!

Pop pop pop pop, pop pop, pop pop something!!








Seun, Mynd44, Obinoscopy, frontpage

Obinoscopy:
Happy Birthday to my mentor. Wish you many more years ahead.

superbloke:
Happy birthday to a great mind.Best of wishes bro and keep doing what you do.

homesteady:
Happy birthday Mr Naptu2! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HNosegbe:
Happy birthday Oga Naptu. You are loved, cherished and respected on this forum. Thank God for your "encyclopedic" brain.

May you enjoy happier and more prosperous years.

olajide8:
Naptu is a year older - hahahahaha* where's the cake at? Enjoy the day HBD - MHR