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Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Crispels(m): 4:52am On Oct 17, 2014 |
13 Notable Quotes From Gov Ayo Fayose During His Inauguration 1. "Everyone should observe a minute silence for All Progressives Congress. May their soul rest in perfect peace. They’ve departed our state forever". 2. "I am the Governor that eats Boli (roasted plantain) with you and drinks Agbo Jedi (local herbal drink) with you". 3. "You have successfully suported me in sending them(APC) back to their masters in Lagos. Not in our history again will they come back to our state". 4. "God said to me that I should say with my heart; that i should forgive Ekiti people for removing me in the first place. I declare peace, prosperity employment, progress and stomach infrastructure for the people of Ekiti". 5. "It is difficult for a man to get a second chance. I will banish hunger in your midst. I will work hard to put food on your table". 6. "I am going to appoint a special adviser for stomach infrastructure.Tarring your road is wonderful, but food in the stomach is important. Already, I am grooming your chickens for Christmas and I am getting your rice ready".#The Most Hilarious# 7. "Fayemi had the money and power, but he disconnected himself from the people. We have over 157 state accounts, and none of them has N1million in it". 8. "My government was seized in the jugular by the power mongering demigod. The ship of state drifted with neither compass nor navigator. You know them, they are always the first to paint a picture that is different from the truth in the media." 9. "The same margin I gave to Adebayo was the same I gave to Fayemi. The only difference is that Fayemi was defeated in the 16 local government areas. It was 16-0." 10. "To the Ekiti civil servants, this is new govt. You must support the new govt. Anyone that do politics will be sacked". 11. "The Head of Service, all Permanent Secretaries that are appointed after June 21, should give way". 12. "I am not going to recognise the newly created LCDAs. I am only going to share the state resources among the 16 LGAs recognised by the constitution. God catch them, they forgot to amend the law on boundary". 13. "That government house you are looking at, when we finish here, I am going to lead you there. You are going to sleep there tonight. Open all the rooms and sleep there". 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by fabraham(m): 5:01am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Werey 4 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by ayuse(m): 5:50am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Crispels:I wish for a day like ds when our leaders will stop disconneting themselves from d pple, when d government house will b made accessible for d common pple, when they will freely interract with pple who voted them, then and then only will they feel d pain of d common man. Thank u Fayose for making it happen. 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by 100Cents: 5:55am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Nah correct man. PDP power. GEJ progress.. 8 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Chiefpriest1(m): 6:04am On Oct 17, 2014 |
But this guy seems intelligent in a weird way. These are serious punchlines though I dont like his politics. Thug for life 9 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by constance500: 6:21am On Oct 17, 2014 |
This man is crazy 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by 2cato: 6:24am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Amen amen amen most times mad men make sense. May APC fall and rise no more epecially in nairaland fayose may ur prayer continue to be answer contineously. Sadly and oddly enough FAYOSE IS RIGHT. 6 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by 2cato: 6:25am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Amen amen amen and these are the type of people APC want to fight and contest with. most times mad men make sense. May APC fall and rise no more epecially in nairaland fayose may ur prayer continue to be answer contineously.Sadly and oddly enough FAYOSE IS RIGHT. |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by lilprinze: 6:29am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Everyone should observe a minute silence for Anti Progressives Change in advance . May their soul rest in perfect peace. They would soon depart from this country forever after they lose 2015 presidential election. 5 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by thinkdip(m): 6:36am On Oct 17, 2014 |
APC dis-gracing the world since 5Bc and u ask me to vote them in again in 2015, na Chew gum dem use plaster my face, media thieves. GEJ till 2019 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by SLIDEwaxie(m): 6:43am On Oct 17, 2014 |
When you talk too much, u're bound to offend some powers. Believe it or not, because u are in power doesn't guarantee immunity.. Immunity is only when the judgment will come from the courts... And not wen the judgment is jungle! This was how he talked himself to 'impeachment' the first time! 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Chicheey: 6:57am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Fayose!Street man anyway street people(masses)vote not the elites 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Jesuspikin7: 7:01am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Crispels:ROTFL!! 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by lydayam: 7:20am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Is this the best PDP can offer in Ekiti?SmH 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Kesmakveli(m): 8:07am On Oct 17, 2014 |
;Dsweetmouthing.com |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by gunuvi(m): 8:08am On Oct 17, 2014 |
fayose is a man of the people 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by simpleseyi: 8:10am On Oct 17, 2014 |
lydayam: This is the best PDP can offer any state. "I am going to appoint a special adviser for stomach infrastructure.Tarring your road is wonderful, but food in the stomach is important. Already, I am grooming your chickens for Christmas and I am getting your rice ready" |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Valfrankie(m): 8:25am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Eleyi gidi gan o, this one strong! Nigguh na better guyman jare, LMAO! Ekiti is in for a Circus LAND NOT FOR SALE, TRESPASSERS WILL BE SHOT, SURVIVORS WILL BE SHOT AGAIN! BEWARE!!!!!!!!! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by mlanreh: 8:32am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Olamide suppose feature this man for hin new album Streets Orientation(S.O) . All the same I think Fayose is the man of the people God bless him God bless Ekiti people 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by oment3: 8:39am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Crispels:Tribalism Aside. This is a strong message, I thought Yo-robber people call this man a thug, but there technorat Governor(fayemi) who is no thug rob ekiti blind. You will never see al this Apc apologist on this thread. Anyway na this kind man I wan see for federal level from Yo-robber tribe 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by amakufrancis(m): 9:11am On Oct 17, 2014 |
I like this Guy. 3 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by pgidex(f): 9:23am On Oct 17, 2014 |
The govnor that wil drink agbo jedi wit u. I take style like the man walahi.. A man that loves the masses. Bad guy wey don take food buy d masses. See how dem dey jubilate because of anoda bag of rice n chicken for xmas. Cheeeiii hunger na bad tin. Hope he wont change shaa. thug wey marry quiet woman . That woman don fast and pray tire for that agbero to change for where, my guy nor gree change. Still on still On my way to govt house 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by donigspain(m): 9:33am On Oct 17, 2014 |
[size=28pt]Fayose bu ALOBAM[/size] He is a full-time guyman! 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Saheed9: 9:42am On Oct 17, 2014 |
To some extent he is sayin d truth. I'm startin 2 like dis man again. |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by major466(m): 9:43am On Oct 17, 2014 |
I tell you Fayose got swag. Indeed he's the man of the people. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by stinggy(m): 10:00am On Oct 17, 2014 |
Badt guy, see quotes All sound nice except the Stomach Infrastructure SA thing. I think if everybody is gainfully employed, that won't be needed. |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Adakofortune(m): 10:02am On Oct 17, 2014 |
my mad uncle. |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Olaolufred(m): 10:08am On Oct 17, 2014 |
I think Ekiti people are the most Important people in all of this. They had determined their next 4 years by choice. They have to live by the choice- GOOD OR BAD. 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by otalenu(m): 10:09am On Oct 17, 2014 |
lydayam: Ode 2 Likes |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Princewill1(m): 10:52am On Oct 17, 2014 |
As a staunch socialist,there is really no political party to join because political parties here are not ideologically based.However,I follow politicians who exhibit socialist philosophy and GOV. FAYOSE is obviously one of them.This guy reminds of Pres. Hugo Chavez of blessed memory,they both have similar attributes.We need more socialist politicians in Nigeria. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by internetpo(m): 11:06am On Oct 17, 2014 |
fabraham:I tell Y. |
Re: Hilarious Comments By Fayose During His Inauguration by Nobody: 11:21am On Oct 17, 2014 |
He is a jester...and people dont take jesters serious |
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