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| Good Comebacks by janetgurl: 9:47am On Aug 03, 2006 |
Good Comebacks Man: "Haven't we met before?"  Woman: "Perhaps. I'm the receptionist at the VD Clinic."  Man: "Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: "Yeah, that's why I don't go there anymore." Man: "Is this seat empty?" Woman: "Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down." Man: "So, want to go back to my place ?" Woman: "Well, I don't know. Will two people fit under a rock?" Man: "Your place or mine?" Woman: "Both. You go to yours and I'll go to mine." Man: "I'd like to call you. What's your number?" Woman: "It's in the phone book." Man: "But I don't know your name." Woman: "That's in the phone book too." Man: "So what do you do for a living?" Woman: "I'm a female impersonator." Man: "Hey, baby, what's your sign?" Woman: "Do not Enter" Man: "How do you like your eggs in the morning?" Woman: "Unfertilized !" Man: "Hey, come on, we're both here at this bar for the same reason" Woman: "Yeah! Let's pick up some chicks!" Man: "I know how to please a woman." Woman: "Then please leave me alone." Man: "I want to give myself to you." Woman: "Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts." Man: "If I could see you naked, I'd die happy: Woman: "Yeah, but if I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing". Man: "Your body is like a temple." Woman: "Sorry, there are no services today." Man: "I'd go through anything for you." Woman: "Good! Let's start with your bank account." Man: "I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: "Yes, but would you stay there? ,guess u wont like to still there |
| Re: Good Comebacks by kiki(f): 4:09pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
| thanx gurl i'm gonna rite it down and start using it and dat shhit is funny |
| Re: Good Comebacks by janetgurl: 4:32pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
lol thanks kiki when i was reading it mysef it was funny to me,lmoa |
| Re: Good Comebacks by Alexos(m): 5:35pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
Good one there janet.gurl |
| Re: Good Comebacks by janetgurl: 5:38pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
thankss,lol |
| Re: Good Comebacks by naijadiva2(f): 8:55pm On Aug 03, 2006 |
i've heard of some of them. they are funny. |
| Re: Good Comebacks by TESSYZ: 6:51pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
hello, want to ask you a qustiona |
| Re: Good Comebacks by janetgurl: 6:53pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
@Tessyz,me? |
| Re: Good Comebacks by giwson: 6:54pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
how is life with u? hope great! |
| Re: Good Comebacks by janetgurl: 6:58pm On Aug 04, 2006 |
life is not great behind the sun |
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