I saw this joke somewhere and I find it to be hilarious.
SIX TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU MEET IN THE BANKING HALL:1 - The Pen Borrowers: They re always in the bank,common pen they won't have. These pple are very dangerous, once you borrow them the pen, you may find it difficult to identify them, At a bank in Nigeria,once someone tells you "may I have your pen?"Believe me bros, that's the last time you will see that pen (except if you're fortunate).2 - The "I dey your Back" Team: Immediately they enter the bank, even before taking the slip (withdrawal or deposit) all they do is to know the last person and you hear them saying, I'm at your back. If care is not taken, about 8 people can tell you"I dey your back" then at then end of the day, they cause confusion (na me dey hin back,I don tell am I was here before your blah blah)3 - The No protocol team: This kind of people don't obey the 1st come, 1st served slogan! They're mouthed in the bank! Immediately they come in,they just walk up to the cashier or manager, he asks them to sit down & within 5 mins they've completed there transactions while you still dey there looking like mumu for queue.(There is God oooo!)4 - The Bank Door rejectees: These people will always have a problem with the bank door, then you see them removing their belts, car keys, mobile phones etc and yet the machine keeps shouting "please go back" My bros next time come to bank naked! Biko, he go allow you in... #‎LOL‬!5 - The slip wasters: These kind of people can waste slip for Nigeria! To fill the withdrawal slip or deposit slip na JAMB questions,you see them cancelling,tearing, squeezing & take another one. To write common 3780 Naira in words na gobe. Even the so-called undergraduates are found wanting in this scenario.................................CHAI!!! 6 - The people from Another Planet: These people usually behave like them no dey this worldsince 2years! They will always be asking for today'sdate, even after telling dem de wud still ask sum1else. Nawaoooo

Yes,u are right buh dey funny







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I am guity of all except No. 5.
hahahah.